Nastiest waypoint insult?

I’ve found that waypoint is a wildly polarizing place. Every thread consists of some combination of about five types of posts: (1) off topic, (2) trolls, (3) on topic but sarcastic/humorous, (4) on topic and highly logical/thought-out, or (5) ad hominem ignoramuses.

So I’m wondering, for those that fall into the 5th category, what is the nastiest cookie-cutter insult? I’m not looking for cleverness here, but what ranks as the worst? And why?

Is it calling someone a noob (or is that too old school)? Or maybe a farmer? Or maybe calling someone a “343 fanboy” is the nastiest thing someone can say? I’m curious what hits hardest?

This forum is for discussing Halo 5. I’m not sure which forum this topic belongs to but it’s not here.

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> Is it calling someone a noob (or is that too old school)? Or maybe a farmer? Or maybe calling someone a “343 fanboy” is the nastiest thing someone can say? I’m curious what hits hardest?

Noob never goes out of fashion

Haven’t seen anything original in a while. Those would be the best…not the typical broken records

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> This forum is for discussing Halo 5. I’m not sure which forum this topic belongs to but it’s not here.

Oh! I’ve seen this one in many threads. Subtle, but no less taking a shot. I like it!

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:slight_smile:

I’m a Level 5 why haven’t I unlocked what I wanted yet?

This is definitely the worst and most useless thread I’ve seen on Waypoint so far.

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That sums up pretty much EVERY forum on the internet…

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But not you! It means little to the person when he smells defeat. Just stop and take a second to look. Just like a scoop of ice cream, it melts.

people can be so ignorant

“I looked at your service record, you’re -Yoink-, your opinion is invalid.”

Its the internet, some will take things to heart, most should laugh it off properly. Yea

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> This is definitely the worst and most useless thread I’ve seen on Waypoint so far.

That’s a good one too!

But man… If you guys keep posting your suggestions without using quotes around them, people might think you’re actually directing this stuff at me!

On a serious note, I was hoping that this thread might evolve into a real discussion about the insults. A discussion which would tend to reflect on the absurdity of such insults and thereby serve to diminish them… But now I’m thinking that this thread may just get locked without yielding any positive outcomes.

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Seriously? You want a real discussion? Take a look at the size of panda pants. It doesn’t look much liquid than you’d think. I can’t believe you can’t believe what we believe. Like I said, take a second look. Consider the scoop of ice cream, what it means to you. Watch it melt.

Everybody has a good time.

I think the worst form of insult is one faction (Classic Halo fans or Nu-Halo fans) comparing the other faction to a disease or illness.

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I think it was auto correct

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I don’t expect you to understand my level of thinking. Make a quick one liner to avoid embarrassment. Things like this makes halo again. look at how the forge community thinks… I mentioned this in another thread, but nonetheless needs to be mentioned. If you look at the scoop of ice cream it melts. That’s exactly how halo is right now. If you don’t understand that metaphor, here’s an example

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I was thinking the same thing. lol

“You’re a 343 fanboy and shill”

I’m pretty proud of one insult I gave somebody. A farmer.

"Don’t worry, OP. You don’t have to be lonely.

At farmersonly.com"