name all the ways to kill you

(cookie for any one who guessed where the title came from)
Ok
Halo
One of the most WTF JUST HAPPENED games Ive ever played
SO before halo 4 comes out lets just take some swing sin how we will die

For me
Splazer bounce off a wall in front of me while a sniper from behind bounces off the wall and both hit me (this actually happened to me in 3 so Im just betting it will happen in 4)

what about you?

I thought about another one
AI with the ability to assassinate O_O
I think thats a scary way to die

Spartans never die,
They’re just MIA.

> Spartans never die,
> They’re just MIA.

This

> Spartans never die,
> They’re just MIA.

Except for when they step on a landmine in front of two dozen Marines. Then they’re really dead.

> Spartans never die,
> They’re just MIA.

Pretty much this! ^

> > Spartans never die,
> > They’re just MIA.
>
> Except for when they step on a landmine in front of two dozen Marines. Then they’re really dead.

no man, its a conspiracy theory. thats what they want you to think. :wink:
haha, all joking aside, the scariest way to die is by a spartan laser when your volume is turned up all the way.

> I thought about another one
> AI with the ability to assassinate O_O
> I think thats a scary way to die

I was just thinking about that the other day.

Ok how about this?

You’re driving along in a Wraith, and you pass under a bridge. When upon a sudden, you explode and it says you commit suicide!

wink-wink Asphalt…

> Ok how about this?
>
> You’re driving along in a Wraith, and you pass under a bridge. When upon a sudden, you explode and it says you commit suicide!
>
> wink-wink Asphalt…

lol

> > Spartans never die,
> > They’re just MIA.
>
> Except for when they step on a landmine in front of two dozen Marines. Then they’re really dead.

that wasn’t a landmine, just a pink smoke grenade the spartan used to disappear, ninja style.

> I thought about another one
> AI with the ability to assassinate O_O
> I think thats a scary way to die

I’m not going to lie, I like that Idea. Just thinking about kinda reminds me of Resident Evil 4. Getting a chainsaw to the neck, or have some zombie kill you by just putting their blades through your face. I would like to see that happen, In Halo’s way.

Getting pwnd by a traffic cone that was hiding inside the cyclops in warhouse that was knocked off by the new BR that I got from a guy who died from fall damage and then got launched in a man-cannon

You know what…
I’ll just go with I got shot

> Getting pwnd by a traffic cone that was hiding inside the cyclops in warhouse that was knocked off by the new BR that I got from a guy who died from fall damage and then got launched in a man-cannon
>
> You know what…
> I’ll just go with I got shot

in the nuts
that way you have a excuse for the wife to stop pumpin babys

suddenly armour lock appears

> Spartans never die,
> They’re just MIA.

Nope, they respawn in 5 seconds

> suddenly armour lock appears

This, after shooting a rocket or throwing a grenade.

> > Spartans never die,
> > They’re just MIA.
>
> Nope, they respawn in 5 seconds

So that means they were mia for 5 seconds :smiley:

> > > Spartans never die,
> > > They’re just MIA.
> >
> > Nope, they respawn in 5 seconds
>
> So that means they were mia for 5 seconds :smiley:

no
it means they were so epic not even hell could keep their souls

> suddenly armour lock appears

A wild Armour Lock appeared!
Community used COMPLAIN ON FORUMS
but it failed
ARMOUR LOCK used INVINCIBILITY
It’s super effective!
Community used SKILL
it’s not very effective…
ARMOUR LOCK used DOUBLE MELEE
COMMUNITY FAINTED!