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Halo 5 Spartan: Yes! I got enough req points to get a gold pack from the req store! I might get a cool armor like Helljumper.
Halo 3 Spartan: Wait you mean you get armor from a tiny little req pack? How does it even fit in to that tiny thing?
Halo 5 Spartan: Yeah and other stuff like tanks
Halo 3 Spartan: Tanks?! In that small thing?! I need to get me one of those!
Halo 5 Spartan: Although you don’t know what you’re going to get in each pack. How do you get armors?
Halo 3 Spartan: I get them from doing certain stuff, like ranking up or getting a ton of gamerscore…
Halo 5 Spartan: Oh that’s right, There are some stuff that we have to do to get some armors. For example I had to watch the whole of halo nightfall to get a ripoff ODST armor. And I had to complete every single campaign on legendary for helioskrill armor.
Halo 3 Spartan: Wait you can’t get them through your own game?!
Halo 5 Spartan: Yeah I had to buy mcc for that
Halo MCC Spartan walks in
Halo MCC Spartan: So what are you guys talking about.
Halo 5 Spartan: How to unlock armors
Halo MCC Spartan: WAIT YOU HAVE TO UNLOCK ARMORS!?
Halo 3 Spartan: Yeah what about you?
Halo MCC Spartan: I don’t have to unlock any armors, I have them from the start.
Halo 3 and 5 Spartans: WHAAAAAAT?!
Halo MCC Spartan: Though I can’t customize my armors, I just equip a whole set. Like who needs customization
Halo 5 fanbase in the background: weee neeeeed mooore customizaaaation…
Halo Reach Spartan walks by
Halo 3 Spartan: Hey, what about you?
Halo Reach Spartan: Me?
Halo 3 Spartan: Yeah, how’s your armor customization
Halo Reach Spartan: Its like halo 3 and halo 5 combined except you have to complete the armory yourself. After unlocking the armor I have to go buy it, and its so complex.
Halo 5 Spartan: So you don’t know how many armors/what armors are in the game and you have to buy it with your own money?
Halo reach Spartan: Yeah, hey wait, Don’t you guys get paid?
Halo 5 Spartan: I get paid in req points Shows his millions of worthless req points
Halo Reach Spartan: Well I guess its not as bad as halo 1’s armor customization
Halo 1 Spartan: Did someone call my name?
Halo 3 Spartan: Yeah, we were talking about customization. What customization do you have
Halo 1 Spartan: I can change my color of armor.
Rest of the Spartans laugh
Halo 1 Spartan: Whats so funny?!*
Halo 4 Spartan walks by
Halo 5 Spartan: Hey Halo 4 Spartan what’s your armor customization?
Halo 4 Spartan: Its like halo reach except I don’t need to buy it, I just get it by ranking up, also I have weapon skins too!
Halo 5 Spartan: Hey I have them too, also I have weapon attachments as an addition.
Halo 3 Spartan: Whats the point of having weapons skins if you’re going to swap it for a Spnkr down the line
Halo 4 Spartan: Idk I never thought of that.
Halo 1 Spartan: Man, you have so much customization and I can only change my colors, even the Halo 2 Spartan is better in that sense
Halo 2 Spartan walks into the room
Halo 2 Spartan: Halo 1 Spartan is right on that, I can turn into an elite!
Halo 2 Spartan turns into a elite
Halo 2 elite: Wort Wort Wort.
Halo 3 Spartan: Hey thats right, Halo 2,3, and Reach Spartans can become elites.
Halo 5 Spartan: Man you’re lucky, most of the Halo 5 Spartans are on strike until 34-The UNSC lets us become elites.
Halo 3 Spartan: I wonder how much customization the odst’s have.
Odst walks into the room
ODST: Not that much actually. We have to chose a body type from one of the main characters of Halo 3: ODST
Sergeant Johnson walks in
Sergeant Johnson: Whats all this talk about customization, Back in my day all we had was two sticks and a rock, we didn’t even have mjolnir armor, and I’m I spartan.
Halo 3 Spartan: first of all you’re from project orion, and second, aren’t you supposed to be dead?
Sergeant Johnson: Uh, I’m a ghost, a ghost that exists wherever there is freedom, and can kick any covie’s alien butt.