I bet they find the 8th ring and Halo’s all like whaaa? and the flower portals all like “deal with it”. Then the blue aliens and red aliens and all the other aliens are like, “its a weapons lets use it” but the humans are like “its our weapon aliens” and now none of them are friends anymore. But nobody saw the return of the porridge, but it’s cool because Halo stops all of them with his guns and robot suit. But then the master porridge is all like “no way -Yoink-”. So Halo uses the power of love to bring back Katana and they kiss and make a laser that kills the Master Porridge. Then the Librarian puts her books down and says “you did it Halo, you saved the universe”. But then this old guy inside a ball comes back from the dead as a zombie and threatens to eat the brains of Halo’s dad (the guy who gave you your first gun). But he forgot he was a porridge so they have a zombie vs porridge battle but they both die. Then after a light read the Librarian says “okay, now I think you did it”. Then just before the game ends, Halo’s black/asian friend comes back as a ghost and winks at him. (End credits and awesome music)
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Alright then.
Interesting…
This is beautiful nonsense.
Here we have it. This is the plot for Halo 5.
And then John was the alien.
> And then John was the alien.
Jon: I must get up… I must fight all teh aleinz!
Other guy: No Jon, you are the aliens!
AND THE HE WAZ TEH ALEINZ!
But John, I’m… pregnant!
Love that, the movie was the best of the series 
That was some of the most incoherent babble I have ever read. I like it.
I really like the story idea here. It almost seems as if it may be true. But I must add one thing. Master Porridge didn’t have a bowl of frosted Halo rings in the start. Every hero needs a balanced breakfast to start the… The uhh… Ten years they wear armor.
I’m too proud of this. I really hope Bungie take notice of this and learn something.
Man, you must be a 343’s employee and you leaked the Halo 5 story to us. Shame on you spoiler guy.
Guys! Report him for leaking Halo 5’s story! This is an outrage!
This is my favorite thing.
8 people didn’t survive the worm hole…
and then Master Chief is Reapers