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hey guys its been a long time since i’ve played halo 1 and i want five but my mom wont get it, what do i do to end my suffering and her female oppression of my ciss white male privilege. i need help or i’m going to -Yoink- this -Yoink- up so -Yoinking!- hard its not even my -Yoinking!- business god -Yoink!- my -Yoink- is so hard all i can think is -Yoinking!- for that sweet halo green man assssssssssssssssssss.