This…is not a good Halo game. In any sense of the word. The series should have stopped with “Wake me when you need me.”
Lets tha start with campaign.
I IMMEDIATELY despised Osiris Team. Agent Locke is crap. Buck should have died long ago and left his generic space cowboy personality behind. The other two Spartans? I remember one of their names. Tanaka. MAYBE.
Immediately I hate their dialogue. Someone asks for a prayer if anyone wants to, Buck makes a comment, then asks Locke to buy him a beer. I immediately want to kick Buck in his nuts. Their generic personalities are only rivaled by the Battlefield and CoD games. And that’s a BAD thing.
They jump ship and go down the mountain Michael Bay style.
My first five minutes of gameplay is killing Buck and the other Spartan a Wanna-Bes. It’s probably the best fun I had in the game was punching Buck in the face.
Anyway, I left them to die and walked off to progress. I’m on Heroic Difficulty by the way. Buck and co spawned behind me at some point. So I kil, led them again. I progress for a few minutes, killing Buck, Nut, and Cuck when I get a chance. I get to a point where I find out I had a jumping ground smash and look around, dodging yellow bullets flying at me and notice my teammates are really crap at staying alive. I am then killed and the AI is too slow so I move on from Shooter Campaign to the multiplayer.
My first game was some classic team slayer. I actually did fairly well my first match, having got two killing sprees I think and we won. Lost the next game. Then I moved on to Griffball. I did fairly well but we lost. So then I tried Warzone Assault. I hate this game mode. There was a level up progression to unlock weapons. This was fine, but when you die you lose them…so what was the point of giving me them when my life expectancy is like 30 seconds?
So we all gather into the capture area with like 10+ of us. So why aren’t we capturing it? Oh, because one guy is standing somewhere in the area and he’s somehow holding the point. Timer runs out and we don’t even get an overtime even though we’re all still on the point. So that was lame.
I then went to try out Breakout. I immediately recognized it as an E$ports map and laughed at it. I laughed so hard at 343 for trying to make this an eSports game. So we lose and I move on to Custom Games.
…I want to swear so badly right now. I really do. But 343…you’re so disappointing. You have yet to release Infection. It shouldn’t have been left out in the first place. You put the game on Life Support and kept game modes out of it. It’s basically Early Access.
Infection was the best and most versatile game mode from Halo 3. Halo 3 being my favorite of the Halo games for its amazing Custom games and Forge mode. And you couldn’t even get that right. I couldn’t even find the strength to sift through everything. It was just boring looking through everything. It seemed like you had everything there for basic custom game creation, but I can easily say I at least liked the interface for Halo 3 better.
As for Forge mode. I can safely say you’ve added quite a bit to it. And that’s good. BUT. It seems a little intimidating for someone who might be fresh into the Forge mode. Even when I first played Halo 3, I felt like I could make something good with the Forge mode. Rather easily in fact. It felt simple, but there was a lot to it. Halo Reach added more to it to make placement easier, but it did kinda take away the charm a bit. With this, it’s much more intricate, complex, and time consuming. From what I can tell, you can only really drag and rotate things. But there’s buttons to hold and it’s just not as fluid as Halo 3. I didn’t really explore much with 5 since it was boring without other people, but with 3, it was a simple One-Button process. Ya press A and you grabbed it. You can then swing it, toss it, throw it, smash hit, hit people with it, it was all good fun. Forge Mode on its own could have been hours of fun if you were playing with Friends. Here, it’s like it’s STRICTLY for creation purposes. At least from what I saw. In the end, I still prefer Halo 3 as the superior game.
As for basic Customization, it looks like all you have is Armor and Helmet. No shoulder or leg options, just…armor and helmet. Sigh.
My final Judgement. It’s a good FPS, but it’s a poor Halo game. You’ve pushed Chief off to the side because reasons and you felt the need to bring Cortana back. If you wanted to kill her, you should’ve left her dead. I don’t care if it’s just a copy, it’s silly. Again, it should have ended with “Wake me when you need me.” Halo 4 was a boring Sci-Fi drama with barely any effort in the custom games.
MCC was a good try but you failed with the servers and you couldn’t even put in the File Share system. For shame.
I honestly think Halo 5 would have benefitted from just not being a Halo game. Make a new, original IP and spend a bit more time on it. All these cool charge stuff and sprinting and climbing is fine, but put in a different game. Not Halo.
i can at least take solace in the fact that I only spent a dollar to rent this game. I won’t be buying it anytime soon unless I get it for free.