343i yo what have you done, I liked Halo too but I want it to be fun
I do not like these graphics, your servers might not get alotta traffix
Those colors in your game, -Dang!- they look too plain
Like Jane
They look bad, by the Prophets’ Bane
Fix your game, and you’ll bring more fame to your name
Fix your game, and my pre-order you’ll see
I’ll be willing to pay you a fee if you re-capture the wonder ‘n’ awe of Halo CE
But do it like the Anniversary one,
So I like what I see
That game looked really good I’m sure you’d agree
And this Halo, it oughtta be hot like Jay-Lo
Okay though, gonna be blunt and say though,
UNSC got some good weapons like NATO,
Yo, you still had some good things at today’s show
But those weapons need more textures ‘n’ scratches
To make them not look like an old game’s early patches
I still love you 343
But I hope my rhyme makes you see
Halo graphics are really important to me
I wanna be blinded by its majesty
Textures are important, and they’re ok with me
Please 343 fix dem graphics
I want yo servers to get all the traffix
Now everyone in da three-four-three, please read this post - yo - Chris Lee!
People call themselves fans just because they put Halo 3 up on this pedestal.
And don’t you dare try to knock it or you’ll be made out to look the town fool. Let me take you back when most of yall were still just in middle school.
Some of the things people complain about is just flat out minuscule.
Y’all want everything to be just like Halo 3,
but have to disagree as I bow down to you, your majesty, please don’t give me the third degree, or shout at me abruptly let me tell you what I see.
Halo Infinite looks a million times better from what we had in 2007. Oh thank heaven, that this game has evolved. Shame most of y’all haven’t, instead just creating problems that don’t need to be solved.
Nostalgia can be your worst enemy, do really want this to be like Halo 3? Not me, MC was sluggish like had to take a poop and pee, now he runs fast so damn quickly. Remember Infinite is a reboot spiritually, so we have things from past mixed with today technology I love it and you never hear from me an apology!
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> Yo yo check it,
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> People call themselves fans just because they put Halo 3 up on this pedestal.
> And don’t you dare try to knock it or you’ll be made out to look the town fool. Let me take you back when most of yall were still just in middle school.
> Some of the things people complain about is just flat out minuscule.
>
> Y’all want everything to be just like Halo 3,
> but have to disagree as I bow down to you, your majesty, please don’t give me the third degree, or shout at me abruptly let me tell you what I see.
>
> Halo Infinite looks a million times better from what we had in 2007. Oh thank heaven, that this game has evolved. Shame most of y’all haven’t, instead just creating problems that don’t need to be solved.
> Nostalgia can be your worst enemy, do really want this to be like Halo 3? Not me, MC was sluggish like had to take a poop and pee, now he runs fast so damn quickly. Remember Infinite is a reboot spiritually, so we have things from past mixed with today technology I love it and you never hear from me an apology!
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> > 2533274795569076;2:
> > Yo yo check it,
> >
> > People call themselves fans just because they put Halo 3 up on this pedestal.
> > And don’t you dare try to knock it or you’ll be made out to look the town fool. Let me take you back when most of yall were still just in middle school.
> > Some of the things people complain about is just flat out minuscule.
> >
> > Y’all want everything to be just like Halo 3,
> > but have to disagree as I bow down to you, your majesty, please don’t give me the third degree, or shout at me abruptly let me tell you what I see.
> >
> > Halo Infinite looks a million times better from what we had in 2007. Oh thank heaven, that this game has evolved. Shame most of y’all haven’t, instead just creating problems that don’t need to be solved.
> > Nostalgia can be your worst enemy, do really want this to be like Halo 3? Not me, MC was sluggish like had to take a poop and pee, now he runs fast so damn quickly. Remember Infinite is a reboot spiritually, so we have things from past mixed with today technology I love it and you never hear from me an apology!
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> I’m impressed. GG
I dont do rap but lemme try prose
Although some of them graphics are neat, take a look at them foes.
Take a seat, them brutes lack a nose, and what is up with their toes?
Although the elites look neat, what happened to the brutes? only god knows
So, its not all fi, and check the sound of how that gun shoots…
You know the assualt rifle, is that shooting tickles or lethal rounds?
although it seems the world has physically expanded its bounds
Sounds, its at least half of what makes halo what it was as its fame was found.
And shame, that people make it out to be ,
that it was good or bad but in reality
It aint black or white, day or night
halo infinite seems to have both and every color, and so just one aint right
the community’s in a schism every species against another
Conflict requires catalysts, and the catalysts are eachother
Instead of duking it out, in conflict lets be brothers
To each their own opinion, but into the arena we enter
sprints return is something that has been churning the communities center
So can we at least address their concerns or are we blinded by halo’s magesty
Address it now, before we have to answer to gravity.
Edit: thats my first time trying anything like this XD but i found wat you two were doing very entertaining so i gave it a shot (and prolly failed)