“Come on guys, they would never kill off their hero in a random TV commercial.”
playing Halo 5, dramatic scene where chief is sacrificing himself to save the universe once again
“Yeah yeah, okay, we know he’s gonna last until Halo 6 at least.”
Chief dies
“Yeah, okay, seen this before. He’ll come out of the rubble at the last minute.”
doesn’t come out of rubble
credits roll
“Okay there’ll be an after credits scene where he raises his hand out of the rubble like a Friday the 13th movie.”
no after credits scene
“He’ll show up in the next game though, right?”
“He’s fine, right?”
“Chief?..”
You’ve done enough, Chief. Rest well.
salute