Hello all,
I am going to highlight my experience with Halo 5. A normal user won’t find this account connected to my main account, or any of my “main” smurfs. Although, it should be pretty easy for a slightly competent 343 employee to put the accounts together if they were dedicated enough. I am using a burner to afford myself a slight veil of anonymity for one reason: 343 employees are generally vindictive against people criticizing their work. Even when that criticism is valid and presented professionally (which I’m not saying this is or will be). Look no further than Unyshek’s treatment of various community members, including going into members’ Twitch streams and spewing toxicity there as retribution for a perceived slight. Their behavior makes me feel that I can’t speak out/speak my experiences, no matter how professional my criticisms are, for fear of retribution. Frankly, I play too much Halo because I love it, and I would hate to be banned for simply stating my experience with the game.
I’ll give you a little background on myself. Across my main and several “main” smurfs, I have aggregate ~130 days of H5 played since it released. That’s ~3,120 hours. I generally rank around 1700 onyx in Slayer/HCS playlists, although I’m a bit rusty as I haven’t played in almost a year and just started again recently. I spend the vast majority of my time solo que’d because I find playing with others just makes my connection to servers worse. I am on the spectrum (I mention this because I believe this makes me extremely sensitive to changes in how the game feels from game to game, heavy aim, heavy movement, bullet registration changes, etc…). I live in the United States.
In this anecdotal mess, I will not link any games for two reasons: 1. I have had many conversations with 343 employees in DM’s where I’ve linked games and they’ve explained things from their perspective. Generally, that experience has not been a good one for me. They tell me the metrics that they can see of the game, and I tell them my experience actually PLAYING that game. Then, they tell me that they don’t have the metric tools to measure what I am experiencing. A literal dead end because they attempt to gaslight me into feeling as if since they can’t measure it, it isn’t a big deal, or I’m overexaggerating my experience. 2. Slight veil of anonymity.
Heavy aim/heavy movement, is real. There are multiple videos on YouTube that explain/show what it is. Go to YouTube and type in: “Halo 5 Heavy Aim” and go down the rabbit hole. 343 employees tried for a year and a half to gaslight community members/pros into believing that it wasn’t real because they “couldn’t measure it in real time”. It literally took a community member modding a controller so it would register the exact same input, and then measuring where the reticle stopped moving based on that input. Long story short: the reticle landed in different places every time, even though the input given was the EXACT same, each time. This problem is exacerbated by adding more people to the game/different connections. Heavy aim/heavy movement, is real. I personally believe it has something to do with lag comp/desync, but no one really knows. It is real, though.
Menke’s ranking system is actually really really good. And it gets a lot of hate when it shouldn’t. It’s probably the best ranking system any Halo has ever had. Yes, infinitely better than 0-50 Halo 3. And it’s honestly a big factor in my continuing to play Halo 5. The ranking system is good. We’ve all seen the scoreboard clips/game links on Twitter of high ranked players being dragged down by their Plat teammates and losing games while going 28-12-7. Heck, I’m sure more than some of us have even experienced those games. I believe Menke when he says a lot of those experiences are because of low population. That doesn’t change how ridiculously frustrating those experiences are, but, Menke is a decent human being and it’s simply not his fault. His ranking system is good, even when low population makes it seem like it isn’t. No ranking system, no matter how good, can control for fair games with population as low as H5’s.
Matchmaking parameters are silly. I live in the United States. I don’t want to play people from Mexico, Colombia, Canada, NZ/AUS, or EU. I would rather not play a game of Halo at all than deal with the in-game immersion breaking things that I experience when I play against people from outside the US. And I’m sure they feel the same way. I would rather not play games that when reviewed in theater show my bullets passing right through enemies, doing zero damage to them, and their bullets traveling through 3 feet of solid wall to hit me on the other side. It’s not fun. It’s not fair. And it ruins the experience of playing the game by breaking in-game immersion. That truth is literally unarguable. “Would you rather not play a game then play a game like that?” YES! Yes I would rather not play. Even searching on focused I STILL get into games like that. Give me the option. Tell me that there aren’t enough US players in my skill range, and then ask me if I want to search outside my region/skill range. I can then make a choice if I’d like to have my experience ruined by joining a game like that. Don’t just ruin my experience. Because it makes me hate Halo when you do that. And I love Halo. I have spent so much time playing Halo. I love it. I don’t want to hate it.
Given everything that I’ve stated above, this has been my experience with Halo 5… Around 35% of the games that I play, I think the game feels, plays, and functions, as intended, on my screen; yes, even when I lose horribly. 65% of the time, I’m put into games with unbearable heavy aim/movement, against Colombian/Mexican/EU champs, that shoot through walls and eat headshots, and while Plat 2 ranked JohnnySpartan117 is on my team going -37, I’m driven into insanity by the ridiculousness of it all. I just wanted to play a game of Halo. I wanted to compete. Between the bullet reg, the heavy aim, and my teammates, my in game immersion is completely ruined; it doesn’t even feel like I’m playing a game any more. It feels like I’m being Punk’d. The first time my reticle doesn’t go where I aimed it, and then my headshot doesn’t register as a headshot (and believe me, I go back into theater to check to make sure I don’t just suck), I lose full. This simply shouldn’t be happening.
That’s my experience with Halo 5. Thousands of hours and I’ve boiled it down to one paragraph of anger. I can’t articulate here how INFURIATED I become when game breaking things happen in game, especially when it seems they would be so easily avoidable if I were just given a choice to avoid them. Just to be clear, I have had fun, though. I’ve felt satisfied at times. But more often than not I spent thousands of hours disappointed. Which, actually makes me either an idiot, or a glutton for punishment. Your choice, I guess.
Thanks for reading. Can’t wait to get banned. 
