Must Be National Idiots Day

So I decided to jump in and have a BTB game before going out… Loads up Ragnarok and I go to start the game and am pulled up short by what I am seeing my team doing.

One is standing on top of the Hog hammering away with it with his rifle butt.
Several are trying to see how many they can on each others heads.

I think maybe 2 or 3 out of the entire team were actually trying to kill the enemy. The rest were just messing around.

I tried to save the Hog by driving it off but another guy started doing the same thing and jumped in the back without mounting the gun and was doing some weird hop, hit, hop, hit thing. I was busy watching him only to have the enemy Banshee run into the side of the Hog and exploded, taking both of us to Halo Heaven.

I just turned my 360 off in disgust. Best to leave it until after 9pm when the kiddiewinks are in bed.

wow ive honestly never seen something like that the bad thing probably wasnt kids more than likely it was a bunch of drunk guys

Blame scientists. If they didn’t test intelligence in monkeys using Xbox we’d have a better community.

If you’re not willing to buy into that bull, then I guess the only sensible conclusion is some people are as smart as chimps.

Yep, I reckon some kids have a strange idea of fun - still, better them hammering the -Yoink- out of a Hog on Halo than hammering the -Yoink- out of my jeep outside the house.
Another thing - and it’s taken a while - but I saw my first power weapon betrayal yesterday.
One guy drives a Mongoose full tilt into a team mate who dies, then the driver backs up and lifts the sniper rifle.
I thought we’d left all that -Yoink- back on Reach.

I’ve never really understood why so many people call other players “kids”.

Most of the people who I meet and play with, even ones who do stupid crap like the OP described, are well into their mid to late 20s with some even being in their 30s.

Going random into team playlists will get random results

> I’ve never really understood why so many people call other players “kids”.
>
> Most of the people who I meet and play with, even ones who do stupid crap like the OP described, are well into their mid to late 20s with some even being in their 30s.

Valid point; however, a more appropriate statement for the OP to make might have been that these 20 year olds are playing the game like they did when they were kids 10 years ago lol.

> So I decided to jump in and have a BTB game before going out… Loads up Ragnarok and I go to start the game and am pulled up short by what I am seeing my team doing.
>
> One is standing on top of the Hog hammering away with it with his rifle butt.
> Several are trying to see how many they can on each others heads.
>
> I think maybe 2 or 3 out of the entire team were actually trying to kill the enemy. The rest were just messing around.
>
> I tried to save the Hog by driving it off but another guy started doing the same thing and jumped in the back without mounting the gun and was doing some weird hop, hit, hop, hit thing. I was busy watching him only to have the enemy Banshee run into the side of the Hog and exploded, taking both of us to Halo Heaven.
>
> I just turned my 360 off in disgust. Best to leave it until after 9pm when the kiddiewinks are in bed.

Reminds me of baseball in how some kids will be staring at the grass or sky while the games is going on. It’s pretty pathetic that kids nowadays can’t even concentrate on a video game.

> I’ve never really understood why so many people call other players “kids”.
>
> Most of the people who I meet and play with, even ones who do stupid crap like the OP described, are well into their mid to late 20s with some even being in their 30s.

Most of the players are adults since it is a game design for mature gamers. Although the worst of the worst are usually little kids.

> > So I decided to jump in and have a BTB game before going out… Loads up Ragnarok and I go to start the game and am pulled up short by what I am seeing my team doing.
> >
> > One is standing on top of the Hog hammering away with it with his rifle butt.
> > Several are trying to see how many they can on each others heads.
> >
> > I think maybe 2 or 3 out of the entire team were actually trying to kill the enemy. The rest were just messing around.
> >
> > I tried to save the Hog by driving it off but another guy started doing the same thing and jumped in the back without mounting the gun and was doing some weird hop, hit, hop, hit thing. I was busy watching him only to have the enemy Banshee run into the side of the Hog and exploded, taking both of us to Halo Heaven.
> >
> > I just turned my 360 off in disgust. Best to leave it until after 9pm when the kiddiewinks are in bed.
>
> Reminds me of baseball in how some kids will be staring at the grass or sky while the games is going on. It’s pretty pathetic that kids nowadays can’t even concentrate on a video game.

LOL This might be one of the best analogies I’ve heard in relation to this style of gameplay…two thumbs up

This is why we have Forge and Custom Games. Players who -Yoink- around during an actual game should be temporarily banned.

> wow ive honestly never seen something like that the bad thing probably wasnt kids more than likely it was a bunch of drunk guys

This was about 10am in the UK… I suppose it could have been some drunk Americans though heh.

It was like I joined a game and found the asylum open day instead.

> > I’ve never really understood why so many people call other players “kids”.
> >
> > Most of the people who I meet and play with, even ones who do stupid crap like the OP described, are well into their mid to late 20s with some even being in their 30s.
>
> Valid point; however, a more appropriate statement for the OP to make might have been that these 20 year olds are playing the game like they did when they were kids 10 years ago lol.

They are kids to me, even the 30 year olds heh… I’m 51.

> > I’ve never really understood why so many people call other players “kids”.
> >
> > Most of the people who I meet and play with, even ones who do stupid crap like the OP described, are well into their mid to late 20s with some even being in their 30s.
>
> <mark>Most of the players are adults since it is a game design for mature gamers.</mark> Although the worst of the worst are usually little kids.

Biggest lie ever told.

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umad?

sounds awesome lol, wish i couldve been there.
the way i see it is now theres more people for you to kill :stuck_out_tongue:

lol no searching in full parties.

“We designed the matchmaking system to make sure you are paired with players of equal skill.”
-343 Industries

> > > I’ve never really understood why so many people call other players “kids”.
> > >
> > > Most of the people who I meet and play with, even ones who do stupid crap like the OP described, are well into their mid to late 20s with some even being in their 30s.
> >
> > <mark>Most of the players are adults since it is a game design for mature gamers.</mark> Although the worst of the worst are usually little kids.
>
> Biggest lie ever told.

Ever?

Did you record it? I laughed so hard when I heard your story, I’ve got to see it.