Moa Burger

Community Halo Universe
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You know what they say: tastes like chicken!

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I’m a vegetarian, so I’m afraid not. Could always eat some exotic Halo flora though.

3

High protein.

4

Yum yum yum in my tum tum tum!

5

Well I hit 7 moas with a car on reach so eating them probably isn’t that bad they probably taste just like ostrich

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Probably tastes like ostrich.

7

I’ll eat a Moa burger while riding a Moa through Reach’s wilderness.

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I’d probably end up crashing my Spade into a tree, or off a cliff, while eating it but, yes I would. I mean for roughly a dollar fifty why not? (1 USD= 4 credits, still a theory though)

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Are we talking pre or post Fall of Reach? They just aren’t what they used to be.

10

Well, I do like chicken.

I’ve always imagined that a Moa Burger is simply like chicken, but in the form of a hamburger.

I’ll have my plain though, thank you.

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proteeein

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I’ll have mine with 11 secret herbs and spices :wink:

13

Yes I would.

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> Are we talking pre or post Fall of Reach? They just aren’t what they used to be.

Exactly. You can’t find good moa burgers outside of Reach. They aren’t just the same.

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Why not. I’ll try anything once

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  • I’m vegetarian.
  • Moa are extinct.

'nuff said. :frowning:

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> > 2533274953123640;10:
> > Are we talking pre or post Fall of Reach? They just aren’t what they used to be.
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>
> Exactly. You can’t find good moa burgers outside of Reach. They aren’t just the same.

ikr? You go off Reach, and quality control is just terrible. And the prices they’re sold at…

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The moa burger is a lie…

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I find it disturbing that even after centuries and being light years away, people are still killing sentient beings just to eat their flesh.

In other words, no thank you.

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> I find it disturbing that even after centuries and being light years away, people are still killing sentient beings just to eat their flesh.
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> In other words, no thank you.

How is that disturbing? It’s meat. How else are we suppose to get that besides killing animals? We’ve been doing it since the dawn of man and we’ll continue to do it until the end of man.