Missed oppurtunity

I just realized. As a fun jab at both community and itself, when 343i added the hog wild update they should’ve added the Needlegoose
Get it?

Because when the game first came out, all we ever seemed to have gotten were needlers and mongooses. Why not cut out the middle man and combine them?

How about a gungoose that shoots plasma grenades like the plasma caster does (not the charge shot) and is able to give infinite plasma grenades for the passenger? I call it, the plasmagoose.

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> How about a gungoose that shoots plasma grenades like the plasma caster does (not the charge shot) and is able to give infinite plasma grenades for the passenger? I call it, the plasmagoose.

I think it looks more like a puma. Not a goose.

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> > How about a gungoose that shoots plasma grenades like the plasma caster does (not the charge shot) and is able to give infinite plasma grenades for the passenger? I call it, the plasmagoose.
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> I think it looks more like a puma. Not a goose.

Introducing: The Pumagoose

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> How about a gungoose that shoots plasma grenades like the plasma caster does (not the charge shot) and is able to give infinite plasma grenades for the passenger? I call it, the plasmagoose.

That sounds awesome.

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> Introducing: The Pumagoose

What about the Chupathingoose?

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That’ll the plasma warthog of course!
And yes, it’ll retain the moniker of the mongoose just for giggles.

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> How about a gungoose that shoots plasma grenades like the plasma caster does (not the charge shot) and is able to give infinite plasma grenades for the passenger? I call it, the plasmagoose.

I think that would be scary as crap

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The Ultragoose :stuck_out_tongue:

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Double goose

Ultrageese

I think the Needler 'hog is -Yoink–ty enough to act as a replacement with an extra seat.

I’m fine with the gungoose the way it is right now, except for one glaring flaw. It desperately needs a cupholder. Seriously, I there’s no place were I can put my drink, and I don’t want to chug it all at once. Oh, and proximity detonating grenades would be pretty helpful too, I guess, but that other thing is much more important.

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> I’m fine with the gungoose the way it is right now, except for one glaring flaw. It desperately needs a cupholder. Seriously, I there’s no place were I can put my drink, and I don’t want to chug it all at once. Oh, and proximity detonating grenades would be pretty helpful too, I guess, but that other thing is much more important.

Something is very wrong with your gungoose. My gungoose comes with both as well as flames that the wheels leave behind.

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> > I’m fine with the gungoose the way it is right now, except for one glaring flaw. It desperately needs a cupholder. Seriously, I there’s no place were I can put my drink, and I don’t want to chug it all at once. Oh, and proximity detonating grenades would be pretty helpful too, I guess, but that other thing is much more important.
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> Something is very wrong with your gungoose. My gungoose comes with both as well as flames that the wheels leave behind.

But can it time travel after hitting 88mph?

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> > > I’m fine with the gungoose the way it is right now, except for one glaring flaw. It desperately needs a cupholder. Seriously, I there’s no place were I can put my drink, and I don’t want to chug it all at once. Oh, and proximity detonating grenades would be pretty helpful too, I guess, but that other thing is much more important.
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> But can it time travel after hitting 88mph?

Only if it gets the 1.21 jigawatts of electricity it needs.