Met this ugly woman at a halo 4 tournament

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Two hours into my first at the tounament, an ugly woman came in with her two kids. Hearing her swear at them, I said, ‘Good sfternoon, Nice kids, are they twins?’ The mom answered, ‘Hell no, they ain’t twins. The oldest one’s 9, and the other one’s 7. Why would you think they’re twins? Are you blind or stupid?’ I replied, 'I’m not blind or stupid. I just couldn’t believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day, and thank you for your money… My supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work!

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I don’t care if this is a true story or not, wouldn’t be surprised if it was, but either way, I lol’d

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That is some very old copy pasta.

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> Two hours into my**…**

Not exactly a new joke (known it for about 10 years) but still gets giggles when I tell it.