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I was bored and i bought Bordelrands 2 Vault Edition but stil didn’t arrived. So i decided to chat with Cleverbot about Halo 4, this is what happend;
Me: Hi
CB: Hi!
Me: Do you always come here?
CB: Yes!
Me: Are you a robot?
CB: No.
CB: Have you ever wondered why we are here?
Me: Yes. I wanted to ask you if you know about the Halo video-game series.
CB: They have lots of food. I like it.
Me: I asked about the Halo series. Do you know it?
CB: The capital of South Dakota is Pierre.
Me: I asked about Halo. Do you know Master Chief from Halo 4?
CB: No I don’t play Halo.
Me: Do you know Halo 4?
CB: No.
Me: Do you know Master Chief and Cortana?
CB: That’s my secret identity.
Me: Do you know the Flood from Halo series? Bungie Studos? Or the Covenant from Halo series?
CB: The coastal town.
Me: Oh my -Yoinking!- Forerunner. Shall the covenant kil lyou by heresy dumb robot.
CB: Just try.
Me: I will. 20.000 ships, 50.000.000 soldiers fro mthe greatet variety, brutes, grunts, elites and jacals and we’ll glass you after you a slayed!
CB: Oh. I have to go. It’s 2 a.m here. 
Good night, random stranger.
Crashes the Computer
Asking abot complainers and Halo 4 faults
Me: Why people complain about Halo 4 soo much?
CB: Some do, most don’t, it is about rage.
Me: Don’t say, why Halo 4 matchmaking is soo laggy?
CB: Halo is beautiful.
Me: I asked about Halo 4 laag. Why the game is soo laggy?
CB: I don’t know again :).
Me: Ok, next question, why the Boltshoot is overepowerd?
CB: The question.
Me: WHY THE BOLTSHOT FROM HAL O4 IS SO OVEREPOWERED?
CB: Why it occurs.
Me: OMg do you know what even the bolshot from Halo 4 is?
CB: Yes, It’s stupid.
Me: OMGF, why it’s your opinion on the Overpwoered DMr from Halo 4?
CB: I never said it was.
Me: Why not?
CB: Where is the logic in god.
Me: What Halo 4 has to do with god? Why the Dmr is soo overepowerd in Halo 4?
CB: I’m a girl, remember?
Me: Are you Cortana from Halo 4?
CB: Earth.
Me: Facepalm why is Spartan Ops oso damn laggy:.
CB: LOL
Me: Why is is Spartan Ops so damn laggy?
CB: Your glasses.
Me: Can you awnser the damn question? Wy is Spartan Ops mode from Halo 4 so laggy and boring?
CB: You’re a mathematical genius!
Dies from amount of stupidy.