Masterchief Fan fiction

Games Halo 5: Guardians
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I was only 9 years old
I loved Masterchief so much, I had all the merchandise and Games
I pray to Masterchief every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given
‘‘Masterchief is love’’ I say. “Masterchief is life”
My dad hears me and calls me a Yoink
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Masterchief
I called him a Yoink
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
I’m crying now, and my face hurts
I lay in bed and it’s really cold
A warmth is moving towards me
I feel something touch me
It’s Mastechief
I am so happy
He whispers into my ear “need a weapon?”
He grabs me with his powerful Spartan hands and puts me on my knees
He then continues to jump and get into a ground pound position
I’m ready
I spread my Yoink for Masterchief as he falls down at mach 10 speed
He penetrates my Yoink
It hurts so much but I do it for Masterchief
I can feel my Yoink tearing as my eyes start to water
I push against his force as he Spartan Charges my Yoink
I want to please Masterchief
He calls out a mighty call out as he fills my Yoink with his love
My dad walks in
Masterchief looks him straight in the eyes and says. “Rockets up 10 seconds”
Masterchief leaves through my window
Masterchief is love, Masterchief is life.

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10/10 would reccomend

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> 10/10 would reccomend

Thank you. I worked day and night on this poem. I shed blood, sweat and tears on that post. Im working on a sequel just for the hardcore fans. Basically any new comers who didnt read the first one will not understand part 2.

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Please make this into a film for me.

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> Please make this into a film for me.

@Disney hmm?

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> Thank you. I worked day and night on this poem. I shed blood, sweat and tears on that post. Im working on a sequel just for the hardcore fans. Basically any new comers who didnt read the first one will not understand part 2.

this shall be passed down to my grabd children!

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Haha lmao,I read the first few lines then shut it because I knew what it was going to be lol

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I’d happily throw myself to the Flood to end the mental scarring of that poem… Or whatever it is. XD

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> Haha lmao,I read the first few lines then shut it because I knew what it was going to be lol

You already know :wink:

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> I’d happily throw myself to the Flood to end the mental scarring of that poem… Or whatever it is. XD

Well thanks for the support! Part 2 coming soon!

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This should’ve been the story for Halo 5.

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> This should’ve been the story for Halo 5.

Was longer! Was -Yoinking!- better

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10/10 If this is in halo i wiil buy the game

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Talking to 343 trying to fit it in for halo 6. Hopefully we get contacted by them