Master Chief wants you to invest in Graphene

What are the chances Andrew & Lynn Carpenter, DBA as the ‘Wall Street Revelator’ obtained permission from MS to slather their bottom feeding investment ad-piece with full-page images of the MC?

AGIN

Images are completely uncredited. It’s just some BS brochure, but the stupidity of the folks that put it together is inspiring.

I’ve heard of the research of exoskeletons and its quite interesting

That’s a corporation for ya, all the same, it’s all about picking one that is the shinier turd of the many.

I’ll be honest though.
The Chief really does look like a badass motherfrakker.

I sell cookies to pay for MC’s armour