master chief vs jesus christ

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ok so hi, im new to waypoint, and i wasnt sure where to put this but i saw some vs matches between halo and other fictinal charcters were placed here so yeah, heres a battle between 2 very famous fictionil guys, master chef and jesus. me and my friend have been debating this for a while and i dunt know why he thinks jesus can beat THE MASTER CHIEF but ok here it is. master chief gets his guns and greandes nad a ghost. jesus has whatever armor he has in the bilbe and the apple of eden, and deaths pistol, he gets to ride on a horse or chairit or watever. so who wins guys :)?

Thats a tough call. Is it pre-ressurrection Jesus or post? Cause if its after the fact then its basically Chief vs an immortal zombie, and I dunno if Chief is equipped to take on something like that.

And that begs the question of whether Jesus can come back more than once. I mean, we have no proof that he cant, so its certainly possible.

But even besides all that, if the battle takes place near a water source all J-man has to do is run out into the water, and Chief will drown trying to run after him not knowing Jesus is walking ontop of the water and its actually alot deeper.

Not sure if srs…

> Thats a tough call. Is it pre-ressurrection Jesus or post? Cause if its after the fact then its basically Chief vs an immortal zombie, and I dunno if Chief is equipped to take on something like that.
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> And that begs the question of whether Jesus can come back more than once. I mean, we have no proof that he cant, so its certainly possible.
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> But even besides all that, if the battle takes place near a water source all J-man has to do is run out into the water, and Chief will drown trying to run after him not knowing Jesus is walking ontop of the water and its actually alot deeper.

Pretty sure post-res. Jesus is basically God. So, yeah…

yah but master chief has a powerful gun and can shoot from a disctance. plus jesus isnt bulltproof!

> yah but master chief has a powerful gun and can shoot from a disctance. plus jesus isnt bullproof!

Well we dont know that. THeres no mention of Jesus getting shot in the Bible so thats kind of up for debate.

Now, if Chief had a spear, or some nails, or a whip or something then maybe he’d have a chance…

he has a plasma sword and that can just cut threw the spears becuse plasma is hotter than the sun! and also if spears and whips can kill hesus than so can plasma swords.

> he has a plasma sword and that can just cut threw the spears becuse plasma is hotter than the sun! and also if spears and whips can kill hesus than so can plasma swords.

Well, again, we have no evidence to support that in the Bible. I mean Jesus might be immune to burning or high velocity projectiles but was suseptible to more primitive methods of attack.

Actually, John might have a chance if he has a Railgun. I mean, it basically fires nails, so John wins.

that doesnt make any sense!!! and my friend said the same thing, but its not true. spears cant be more deadly then bullets, and plus jesus has no way to kill master chief since master chief has bullet proof armor.

Sorry guys, but we try to avoid discussion of religious topics. Locked