Master chief, Sgt Johnson, and Badassery

I really hope that the feeling of comical badass returns in Halo 4. I hope at the most serious parts of the story that any character (preferably MC) makes some ‘beefy’-comical remark.

What would be really cool is if 343i hired a comedian to come up with 100s of badass remarks for master chief to say throughout the campaign everytime you do certain things… like a remark when a marine dies, or a remark when you kill an enemy when you kill an enemy with a sticky grenade.

That’d be awesome

So why Sgt. Johnson? He’s dead…

Yeah, Johnson is like, super-dead. He had a giant hole burned through his chest, his body fell off a platform and probably got crushed by it, then it got exploded, then it got exploded again by Halo’s activation, and completely destroyed by whatever cataclysmic event happened to the Ark. If it survived that intact, he’s still dead and his body would be floating around in space.

Too bad Spartan-Is didn’t get armor.

I wouldn’t mind the side funny remark every now and then but Id rather keep it at the level MC has it.

He should be funny when the time calls for it and not looking to get a joke in everyline like a comedian. He is the Chief after all.

> So why Sgt. Johnson? He’s dead…

It’s an example is why, that is all

> > So why Sgt. Johnson? He’s dead…
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> It’s an example is why, that is all

I don’t think examples of funny people include dead ones. After all once your dead you shouldn’t be making anyone laugh. Oh! Johnson is supposed to have a lady by H4 also so that would be interesting to see.

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