Master Chief... raunchy

“WHEN’S THE LAST TIME YOU SHOWERED!!!”

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MC — saves the universe in H3… gets all hot and bothered… cryosleep… lets all that sweat age and savor for 4 years!! Then H4 campaign… you better believed next time that helmet came off someone passed out!!!

WOOO RANK!! RAUNCHY!!!

I thought the same thing .Imagine Having all that Sweat freeze then thaw .On a side note Imagine not using the Bathroom in 4 years that going to Hurt LOL .

His suit’s got a built-in bathroom and kitchen, so he can do his business while Cortana makes him a sandwich

> His suit’s got a built-in bathroom and kitchen, so he can do his business while Cortana makes him a sandwich

fantastic

> His suit’s got a built-in bathroom and kitchen, so he can do his business while Cortana makes him a sandwich

The pinnacle of military technology, battle suits with built in kitchens.

Don’t forget the built in toilet.

Hope that suit had AC in it…

Ranch doesn’t have a “u” in it.

Gel-layer keeps him fresh.

Mjolnir Armour?

You can’t make a hyper advanced suit 500 years in the future and NOT have a built in toilet and shower.

Lmao! This passed through my mind as well.

I would imagine one of the first things he’d want to do is shower.

One of the greatest places to think is the shower, after all.

> Don’t forget the built in toilet.

You think the Tidy Bowl Man drives around inside a mini ghost in that Spartan toilet?