master chief possible comments.lol

Firstly this is for jokes.

He’s been gone for a couple of years, a lot has happened to the halo games, soon as halo 4 comes out he’s going to be baffled where his jetpack came from or why it took so long for the unsc to find him in space or why they didn’t check the trail that ships leave from their vents from both where the ship left, entered, where his rocket pistol came from.

They were too quick to assume him dead.lol
Maybe the covenant were at peace still but the chief doesn’t really know about the truce, his finger slipped several times, accidently killed a dozen or 2 elites.

Oh, here’s a poll. Is it just me or does people think halo 4-6 will follow the promotheus which is similar to the Prometheans? Well as far as I can gather the original elites, the flood were based on alien movies, it seems to make sense that 4-6 are going to forerunners aka the creator of the flood if I’m not mistaken, the new ‘alien’ prequel seems to be doing exactly the same.

List of thing he will probably say…

What the -Yoink-…

You -Yoinking!- left me!

Cortana… shut the -Yoink- up!

Oh more -Yoinking!- aliens?

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK!

Out of -Yoinking!- ammo!

I believe that in a trailer Cortana states that while chief was sleeping, she upgraded his armor. Some how made a jet pack outta scrap metal on the ship?

At least he won’t say that.

> forerunners aka the creator of the flood

Brain = Dead

Wwwwwait, how did all these weapons change models and looks, I mean-HOLY CRAP THAT’S A ELITE, DIE DIE!

WHAT?! I have a jetpack?! Do you know HOW many times this could have come in handy? THIS COULD HAVE HELPED ME IN SO MANY SITUATIONS! But you didn’t tell me! Wait what the hell is that planet?

lol go away for a few minutes, you lot come out with some epic comments from John.

He probably be wondering why he can die from a low drop but survive a fall from space, go wtf.lol

John: WTF 343 these grunts break Canon, you’re so fired.

John: YAHHHHH HA HA Hooooo

> forerunners aka the creator of the flood

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Master Chief faces three Sangheili with dual energy swords. He tosses his DMR aside.

“I don’t Need a weapon!”

E.P.I.C

lol time to kick -Yoink- and well kiss -Yoink-.

" Oh come on, really? I mean really? I was just gettin to th GOOD part of a dream and you wake me up, the ships exploding, there’s some whacky metal planet thing with an eye or some -Yoink-, more freakin elites. Couldn’t you have just let me sleep until we made impact, I was rounding 3rd"

Chief wakes up quickly and says, “TELL THAT TO THE COVENANT!” “Oh oh bad dream.”

Cortana says, “well you may get a chance to actually speak to them, cuz they are aboard the ship.”

Chief: That blasted arbiter snitched!