Master Chief is real?!

on the CNN website, they had an article saying that the robotics company DARPA was working a neural implant that could allow the brain to connect with computers, and the military want to use this technology to connect soldiers to robotic suits. does this sound like any one to you?
one day we’re gonna be colonizing worlds and fighting covenant armada’s.
THIS IS AMAZING!!!
any thoughts on this subject?

oh, also there’s also an article talking about some new armor the military is getting that honestly seem a lot like ODST combat armor.

But Master Chief is 7ft Tall and built like a brick house.

puts on ODST beanie

I’ve been waiting for this moment to come.

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Is that Beanie made of Tin-Foil? If so I’ll take one

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Tin foil beanies for sale! Only 15 cents!

IT’S HAPPENING!!!

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IT’S HAPPENING!!!*

its time…

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No, sorry. It’s made of Win-Foil.
Holy poop BS Angel swung by! So cool!

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Hey BS angel, when should fans of the Master Chief Collection expect an update from you guys on the next playlist changes and bug fixes?

It was all a lie…

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WHATS HAPPENING!!!

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Gotta love how if you bring up any serious question 343i goes completely silent. Sure they come around every now and then to make fun but they seem to shy away from simple serious questions like “When is the next MCC update?”.