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I done seen him…
What? Where? How? Who?
I was only nine years old
>I loved Chief so much, I owned all the games and merchandise
>I pray to Chief every night, thanking him for the life I have been given
>“Chief is love”, I say, “Chief is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a noob
> He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Chief
>I called him a grunt
> He slaps me and sends me to my room
> I am crying now, because my face hurts
> I go into my bed and it is very cold
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
> I fell something touch me
> It’s Chief
> I am so happy
> he whispers into my ear, “1v1 n00v”
> He grabs me with his powerful Spartan hands and sits me in my knees
> I’m ready
> I spread my controller to Chief
> He penetrates the Halo 2 disk into the console
> It hurts so much, he’s totally owning me, but I do it for Chief
> I can feel the match ending as my eyes start to water
> I try to let him win
> I want to please Chief
> He roars a mighty roar as teabags me with his love
> My dad walks in
> Chief looks him deep in the eyes and says, “It’s all Halo now”
> Chief leaves through my window
Chief is love, Chief is life
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> I was only nine years old
>
> >I loved Chief so much, I owned all the games and merchandise
>
> >I pray to Chief every night, thanking him for the life I have been given
>
> >“Chief is love”, I say, “Chief is life”
>
> >My dad hears me and calls me a noob
>
> > He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Chief
>
> >I called him a grunt
>
> > He slaps me and sends me to my room
>
> > I am crying now, because my face hurts
>
> > I go into my bed and it is very cold
>
> >I feel a warmth moving towards me
>
> > I fell something touch me
>
> > It’s Chief
>
> > I am so happy
>
> > he whispers into my ear, “1v1 n00v”
>
> > He grabs me with his powerful Spartan hands and sits me in my knees
>
> > I’m ready
>
> > I spread my controller to shrek
>
> > He penetrates the Halo 2 disk into the console
>
> > It hurts so much, he’s totally owning me, but I do it for Chief
>
> > I can feel the match ending as my eyes start to water
>
> > I try to let him win
>
> > I want to please Chief
>
> > He roars a mighty roar as teabags with his love
>
> > My dad walks in
>
> > Chief looks him deep in the eyes and says, “It’s all Halo now”
>
> > Chief leaves through my window
>
> Chief is love, Chief is life
EL OH EL!!!
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> I was only nine years old
>
> >I loved Chief so much, I owned all the games and merchandise
>
> >I pray to Chief every night, thanking him for the life I have been given
>
> >“Chief is love”, I say, “Chief is life”
>
> >My dad hears me and calls me a noob
>
> > He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Chief
>
> >I called him a grunt
>
> > He slaps me and sends me to my room
>
> > I am crying now, because my face hurts
>
> > I go into my bed and it is very cold
>
> >I feel a warmth moving towards me
>
> > I fell something touch me
>
> > It’s Chief
>
> > I am so happy
>
> > he whispers into my ear, “1v1 n00v”
>
> > He grabs me with his powerful Spartan hands and sits me in my knees
>
> > I’m ready
>
> > I spread my controller to shrek
>
> > He penetrates the Halo 2 disk into the console
>
> > It hurts so much, he’s totally owning me, but I do it for Chief
>
> > I can feel the match ending as my eyes start to water
>
> > I try to let him win
>
> > I want to please Chief
>
> > He roars a mighty roar as teabags me with his love
>
> > My dad walks in
>
> > Chief looks him deep in the eyes and says, “It’s all Halo now”
>
> > Chief leaves through my window
>
> Chief is love, Chief is life
There’s a Shrek in there. Otherwise, 10/10
> 2533274875903884;3:
> I was only nine years old
>
> >I loved Chief so much, I owned all the games and merchandise
>
> >I pray to Chief every night, thanking him for the life I have been given
>
> >“Chief is love”, I say, “Chief is life”
>
> >My dad hears me and calls me a noob
>
> > He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Chief
>
> >I called him a grunt
>
> > He slaps me and sends me to my room
>
> > I am crying now, because my face hurts
>
> > I go into my bed and it is very cold
>
> >I feel a warmth moving towards me
>
> > I fell something touch me
>
> > It’s Chief
>
> > I am so happy
>
> > he whispers into my ear, “1v1 n00v”
>
> > He grabs me with his powerful Spartan hands and sits me in my knees
>
> > I’m ready
>
> > I spread my controller to shrek
>
> > He penetrates the Halo 2 disk into the console
>
> > It hurts so much, he’s totally owning me, but I do it for Chief
>
> > I can feel the match ending as my eyes start to water
>
> > I try to let him win
>
> > I want to please Chief
>
> > He roars a mighty roar as teabags me with his love
>
> > My dad walks in
>
> > Chief looks him deep in the eyes and says, “It’s all Halo now”
>
> > Chief leaves through my window
>
> Chief is love, Chief is life
That could’ve gotten worse. I’m glad you kept it PG
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> > 2533274875903884;3:
> > Chief is love, Chief is Life
>
>
> There’s a Shrek in there. Otherwise, 10/10
I edited it. 9.8/10*
> CorruptKnight7 said:
> That could’ve gotten worse. I’m glad you kept it PG
Gotta stay on waypoint and not perma banned
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> What? Where? How? Who?
Shhhhhh, is all Halo now.