A male silver black gorilla can bench up to 4600 pounds while master chief/other spartans only like 1200-1500 pounds
So why don’t we put silverback gorillas in Mljonir then?
Darn. He’s right. How will mankind ever survive knowing this crippling fact?
In or out of his armour? I’ve seen him flip a tank over when it was upside down! He flipped it so fast that he crushed a marine on the other side that had no time to move! Like to see a monkey do that!
LOL… uhhhh, no a gorilla cannot bench anywhere remotely close to 4600 lbs.
Besides… Spartans fight with guns, speed and superior tactics.
elephants are also considerably stronger
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> A male silver black gorilla can bench up to 4600 pounds while master chief/other spartans only like 1200-1500 pounds
When the hell did they get a ‘Silver black gorilla’ to sit at a weight bench?
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that’s animal cruelty. He needs at least a couple warm up sets before maxing out
Yikes
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I bet that hurt his arms without warming up
citation needed on the Gorilla thing.
What about bears? They can bench almost 7,000 pounds. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
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> So why don’t we put silverback gorillas in Mljonir then?
I think the last thing the UNSC / ONI wants is PETA knocking on their doors.
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> So why don’t we put silverback gorillas in Mljonir then?
Has science gone too far?
Lets see some proof on the gorilla thing, and where did you find that spartans can only bench 1200 pounds? Humans can bench 1000 pounds with a bench shirt on.
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> Lets see some proof on the gorilla thing, and where did you find that spartans can only bench 1200 pounds? Humans can bench 1000 pounds with a bench shirt on.
He was at the gym with Fred. I was spotting him
what is this thread even?
Does Master Chief even lift bro?
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Funny because I remember seeing a Spartan holding off a brute Chieftain’s Hammer swing with one hand…