“It’s the Master Chief, Arbiter and Agent Locke show on NBC! What will they get up to this week?”
…And imagine the Seinfeld tune in the background as the Master Chief sits on his couch watching Unggoy Idol on TV. He hears a knock on the door and opens it to see a preoccupied-looking Arbiter force his way abruptly into the room.
(Laughter)
‘Arbiter, did you chew off one of your mandibles again?’
(Laughter)
‘Come on. I’ll take you to the emergency room.’
The Master Chief drags the Arbiter out toward the door. The Arbiter still looks stirred as he looks around the room.
‘But I’m hungry!’
(Hysterical laughter)
Scene ends. Cuts to the emergency room. Agent Locke and the Master Chief sit in the reception room, playing cards.
‘So Chief, I saw a -Yoink!- Huragok looking at me the other day.’
The Chief looks up from his pack of cards.
‘Yeah, well she probably wanted to repair you.’ (Laughter) ‘That’s all they’re known for.’
‘Nah, not this time Chief. She gave me her number.’
The Master Chief reached out to grab the Engineer’s number from Locke.
‘This isn’t her phone number, Locke. It’s her serial number!’
(Hysterical laughter)
Agent Locke takes the number back off the Chief, gazing desperately at it. He then lifts his head and looks to the roof, his hands raised by his face.
‘Serenity now!’
Fades to BLACK. Credits roll for 2 minutes.
I have no idea what this is.
I like the idea of the Arbiter being the bumbling next door neighbour though.
This probably is only so damn funny because this contradicts Chief’s personality so much… XD
Seems legit, probably the best TV show NBC will ever air.
“This summer on Halo Waypoint, visit the bromance between the Master Chief, Agent Locke and Thel 'Vadam, the Arbiter. Master Chief is still bummed out about losing his computer girlfriend, Cortana, so Locke and the Arbiter take him on a cross-planet journey on Arby’s homeworld of Sanghelios to get him back to his old self. What could possibly go wrong with these crazy cats?”
I think this would be the greatest thing to exist. We should all create one big episode. I’ll start us off.
Title card
Chief is sitting at the kitchen table, looking depressed. Then, Arbiter and Locke walk in
Arbiter: Hello, Spartan. Why the long visor? laughter
Chief: It’s nothing, it’s just… Cortana died. synchronized 'awww’
Locke: Sorry to here about that, man. Hey, how about I take you to that bar I mentioned a while ago? My treat.
Chief: I’m sorry, but I’m not into Brutes. hysterical laughter
Arbiter: I think he means the one with the Huragok. laughter
Locke: Ha ha. Very funny. Do you want to drink your problems away, or are you going to sit around talking about floating tentacle aliens?
Chief: Fine, I’ll go. Besides, talking about tentacles is what YOU do, Locke. laughter
They all leave
Scene ends
“Arby 'n the Chief” on the silver screen xD
Caboose would be my most favorite guest star.
> I think this would be the greatest thing to exist. We should all create one big episode. I’ll start us off.
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
> Title card
> Chief is sitting at the kitchen table, looking depressed. Then, Arbiter and Locke walk in
> Arbiter: Hello, Spartan. Why the long visor? laughter
> Chief: It’s nothing, it’s just… Cortana died. synchronized 'awww’
> Locke: Sorry to here about that, man. Hey, how about I take you to that bar I mentioned a while ago? My treat.
> Chief: I’m sorry, but I’m not into Brutes. hysterical laughter
> Arbiter: I think he means the one with the Huragok. laughter
> Locke: Ha ha. Very funny. Do you want to drink your problems away, or are you going to sit around talking about floating tentacle aliens?
> Chief: Fine, I’ll go. Besides, talking about tentacles is what YOU do, Locke. laughter
> They all leave
> Scene ends
‘Why the long Visor?’ Hahaha my god that cracked me up
Cccc-combo breaker
I think ill stick to what 343 has planned. Nightfall sounds better.
Not to spoil the conversation or anything but shouldnt this belong in the general discussion board?
(Ill ask a mod to move it)
> Cccc-combo breaker
>
> I think ill stick to what 343 has planned. Nightfall sounds better.
> Not to spoil the conversation or anything but shouldnt this belong in the general discussion board?
>
> (Ill ask a mod to move it)
Yes, you’re right. I’ll delete it.
> Cccc-combo breaker
>
> I think ill stick to what 343 has planned. Nightfall sounds better.
> Not to spoil the conversation or anything but shouldnt this belong in the general discussion board?
>
> (Ill ask a mod to move it)
Actually, I’m not sure how. Ask a mod if you absolutely have to…
> I think this would be the greatest thing to exist. We should all create one big episode. I’ll start us off.
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
> Title card
> Chief is sitting at the kitchen table, looking depressed. Then, Arbiter and Locke walk in
> Arbiter: Hello, Spartan. Why the long visor? laughter
> Chief: It’s nothing, it’s just… Cortana died. synchronized 'awww’
> Locke: Sorry to here about that, man. Hey, how about I take you to that bar I mentioned a while ago? My treat.
> Chief: I’m sorry, but I’m not into Brutes. hysterical laughter
> Arbiter: I think he means the one with the Huragok. laughter
> Locke: Ha ha. Very funny. Do you want to drink your problems away, or are you going to sit around talking about floating tentacle aliens?
> Chief: Fine, I’ll go. Besides, talking about tentacles is what YOU do, Locke. laughter
> They all leave
> Scene ends
Arbiter: Whar are we going…
Locke: Hmm… lets go at Sanghooters… the kolos good there. Lets take your Corvette Arbiter…
Arbiter: What happened to your ride…
Locke: Lets say, I “lost” it…
Arbiter: Wort? How?
Locke: Stupid active camouflage generator… my ship may be possessed…
Chief: Eagerly Arbiter can I drive?
Arbiter: No… I don’t think Dameons is covered on my insurance. Locke you navigate…
Locke: Okay (looks confused at map hologram)
… Somewhere in the Milky Way Galaxy…
Chief: Locke, I thought you said this was a short cut…
Locke: Don’t worry where were going we don’t need… um didn’t we just pass that asteroid?
Arbiter: Wort are you doing?
Scene Ends
This is both the most horrid & best use of an Intellectual Property ever. I approve & disapprove at the same time.
Maybe this will be the plot of the Halo TV series?