Make your own story heres how it starts, Master Chief walks out of the frigate and starts for…your turn.
the bathroom because he’s been holding it for the longest time.
> Make your own story heres how it starts, Master Chief walks out of the frigate and starts for…your turn.
(oooooooh sounds like fun!!! I’ll have to fave this!!!)
… the generator at the farside of the blazing war-grounds. The once solid turf was transformed to muck by the rain…
Master Chief then skips happily through a pink meadow…
> > Make your own story heres how it starts, Master Chief walks out of the frigate and starts for…your turn.
>
> (oooooooh sounds like fun!!! I’ll have to fave this!!!)
>
> … the generator at the farside of the blazing war-grounds. The once solid turf was transformed to muck by the rain…
While walking, he hears a violent thunderstorm behind him. What’s this?! Kat is still alive?!
Not just alive, but alive with terrible driving AI! The Revenant plows over his helpless Spartan body. Halo 4 comes to a close.
And then calls out to a open door and tells it to close, thus making another door open…
> the bathroom because he’s been holding it for the longest time.
After 5 hours of sitting on the space john, he then finds some food because he hasn’t eaten since he first showed up at Earth after the first Halo Ring.
After he eats about 20 cheeseburgers and 12 large mt dews he cant fit into his suit so he…
> After he eats about 20 cheeseburgers and 12 large mt dews he cant fit into his suit so he…
…Runs around in his muscle shirt and shorts killing thousand of Grunts with his assault rifle and DMR. With a little help killing an Elite from a massive burger MtDew burp…
> > After he eats about 20 cheeseburgers and 12 large mt dews he cant fit into his suit so he…
>
> …Runs around in his muscle shirt and shorts killing thousand of Grunts with his assault rifle and DMR. With a little help killing an Elite from a massive burger MtDew burp…
He burped so hard that he soiled himself
, and then the radio said, “No, John. You are the demon.” And then John-117 was a Zombie.
He gets out of the Animus and goes off in search of the Apple of Eden.
But he finds something here he wasn’t counting on. Mars… has given him a home.
“This forum has gone to hell, it’s completely nonsensical any more” says master chief.
he shoots himself in the head, it goes past his shieds and his brains are terminated no the unsc cannot rebuild him like mass effect shepard inb4 silly survival storeh!
The end.
On Mars a squad of unfamiliar soldiers surround him. On their arms are the letters EDF.
> On Mars a squad of unfamiliar soldiers surround him. On their arms are the letters EDF.
Suddenly, a blue bubble sweeps over the Chief, and he finds himself inside of a burning wooden building filled with fleeing Russian scientists.
One scientist stops and says
> One scientist stops and says
“Chief, stop! Don’t let Demichev live!”
and then he took an arrow in the knee.
> and then he took an arrow to the knee.
Master Chief then breaks through the forth wall and kills Der Flatulator. With said arrow.