Make your best halo jokes

Feel free to make some jokes but I do not want negative jokes.Here is mine
Want to know how forerunners got their name,because it was created by 4 runners

Halo 5’s campaign. Done.

Halo 4 and halo 5. And you want to know the biggest joke MCC. It’s still not even fixed! HAHAHAHA

I like how OP asks for no negative jokes and the first few replies and basically insulting the franchise.

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> I like how OP asks for no negative jokes and the first few replies and basically insulting the franchise.

There’s morons everywhere on WayPoint.

What do you call an elite on a trycicle

A sangwheelee

What do you call an warthog with an wig?

A Harthog

Master Chief is either the greatest spartan or the worst spartan ever. -Depending on who is playing him.

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> > 2533274895603860;4:
> > I like how OP asks for no negative jokes and the first few replies and basically insulting the franchise.
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> There’s morons everywhere on WayPoint.

Yeah, they let you in here, didn’t they?

Sarcasm and dry humor is negative? Well -Yoink- me I guess I’m under arrest by the thought police.

If Jul’Mdama was a female what would he’s name be?

Jul’Mdonna

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> What do you call an elite on a trycicle
> A sangwheelee

A gang would be called Sangwheelios!

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> Halo 5’s campaign. Done.

Do you mean Buck’s jokes

Halo Moto

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> Master Chief is either the greatest spartan or the worst spartan ever. -Depending on who is playing him.

So true!

Here is my lame attempt at a joke:

The Halo rings sure do get…a-round…

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> > Master Chief is either the greatest spartan or the worst spartan ever. -Depending on who is playing him.
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> So true!
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> Here is my lame attempt at a joke:
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> The Halo rings sure do get…a-round…
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Leave…

JK I actually giggled.

What do you call a mongoose for one person?

A mono-goose

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> > Master Chief is either the greatest spartan or the worst spartan ever. -Depending on who is playing him.
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> So true!
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> Here is my lame attempt at a joke:
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> The Halo rings sure do get…a-round…
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> …

It hurts.

What do you get when you mix a hunter and a grunt?

A hunt…I’m not proud of this one…

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> What do you get when you mix a hunter and a grunt?
> A hunt…
> I’m not proud of this one…

HaHa funny one

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> Halo 4 and halo 5. And you want to know the biggest joke MCC. It’s still not even fixed! HAHAHAHA

You ruined the lives of many including mine