locke is in halo reach

My crazy theory is locke is actually noble 6. I think locke gets sent back in time to help chief. The elite with the sword at the end of the game is actually the arbiter.

Inb4 terrible, terrible things.

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> My crazy theory is locke is actually noble 6. I think locke gets sent back in time to help chief. The elite with the sword at the end of the game is actually the arbiter.

They sent the arbiter back in time too? Could Locke really be Sargent Johnson sent to the future so he coul be sent back in time? Maybe even Chief is really the son of his surviving clone sent back in time, hmmm…

This is almost as bad as thinking Noble 6 was Master Chief.

Hey brother at least you have a theory.

No proof for crazy theory?

And Sgt Johnson is the father of guilty spark, whom seduced the librarian, thus she ended up cheating on the dida—

Man who comes up with all these crazy theories all the time?!

I agree with this guy :

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> They sent the arbiter back in time too? Could Locke really be Sargent Johnson sent to the future so he coul be sent back in time? Maybe even Chief is really the son of his surviving clone sent back in time, hmmm…

Locke is in Halo: Reach as Armor Locke.

BA DUM PSSSSH

lol XD can’t say anything else than NO

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> Locke is in Halo: Reach as Armor Locke.
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> BA DUM PSSSSH

Now I really want him to die.

Who’s Locke?

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> Locke is in Halo: Reach as Armor Locke.
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> BA DUM PSSSSH

XD haha man no wonder people hated him so much

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> Who’s Locke?

He’s the bald guy from Lost.

I honestly hope you’re trolling

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> My crazy theory is locke is actually noble 6. I think locke gets sent back in time to help chief. The elite with the sword at the end of the game is actually the arbiter.

And it turns out 343i went forward in time recorded the future an turned it into a Video game then Josh Holmes seduced a future lady giving birth to his great great great great granddaughter name Catherine Halsey who then went sideways in time to Jupiter Ascending stole time travel and seudced past Josh Holmes father making his ancestry a paradox and it turns out we were all in the matrix!

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> > My crazy theory is locke is actually noble 6. I think locke gets sent back in time to help chief. The elite with the sword at the end of the game is actually the arbiter.
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> And it turns out 343i went forward in time recorded the future an turned it into a Video game then Josh Holmes seduced a future lady giving birth to his great great great great granddaughter name Catherine Halsey who then went sideways in time to Jupiter Ascending stole time travel and seudced past Josh Holmes father making his ancestry a paradox and it turns out we were all in the matrix!

No Hydra,

I am your father.

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> Locke is in Halo: Reach as Armor Locke.
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> BA DUM PSSSSH

lol Why didn’t I think of that?