Lets all CALM DOWN.

I’d like to remind all ragers that the Bloom-off gametypes will be in their own playlists, and are totally optional.

Default Reach will remain untouched.

Thank you all for your time, and feel free to link this to anyone raging about the removal of bloom.

O_O
Calming down…

raises hand
Can we panic instead? That’s more fun.

> raises hand
> Can we panic instead? That’s more fun.

NO!!! PUT THAT HAND DOWN!

This might help

> This might help

:slight_smile:

> I’d like to remind all ragers that the Bloom-off gametypes will be in their own playlists, and are totally optional.
>
> Default Reach will remain untouched.
>
> Thank you all for your time, and feel free to link this to anyone raging about the removal of bloom.

Bloom isn’t being “turned off”, the bullet spread of some weapons (most notably the DMR) are being tweaked.

> raises hand
> Can we panic instead? That’s more fun.

No, you can only panic if there’s a fire that needs to be put out.

…what’s all this fuss about today?..

watches videos

HOLY MOTHER TURD FLAPPING IN MY MOUTH!!11!1

> This might help

I take your Calm Music… and RAISE YOU AUGHH I IZ SOO MAD TWEE FAUR TWEE IS REMOVING BL00M. RAGE RAGE RAGE

()_()
(o_O)
(’’’) (’’’)

>

Just listen to this and repeat these words to yourself: “Bloom is not being removed from ALL playlists” Trust me, you do this all night long and you will feel better in the morning. :slight_smile: EDIT: And think of bunnies ^^

> > raises hand
> > Can we panic instead? That’s more fun.
>
> No, you can only panic if there’s a fire that needs to be put out.

…I’ll go get the matches and some gasoline.

> >
>
> Just listen to this and repeat these words to yourself: “Bloom is not being removed from ALL playlists” Trust me, you do this all night long and you will feel better in the morning. :slight_smile: EDIT: And think of bunnies ^^

()_()
(o_O)
(’’’) (’’’)

> > > raises hand
> > > Can we panic instead? That’s more fun.
> >
> > No, you can only panic if there’s a fire that needs to be put out.
>
> …I’ll go get the matches and some gasoline.

> > > > raises hand
> > > > Can we panic instead? That’s more fun.
> > >
> > > No, you can only panic if there’s a fire that needs to be put out.
> >
> > …I’ll go get the matches and some gasoline.
>
> …

Too far?

> > > raises hand
> > > Can we panic instead? That’s more fun.
> >
> > No, you can only panic if there’s a fire that needs to be put out.
>
> …I’ll go get the matches and some gasoline.

Remember kids, you’ve probably heard the expression “Where there’s smoke there’s fire”, but smoke actually shows where fire used to be, smoke signals the absence of fire, so if you get caught in a fire, head into the smoke, crawl on the ceiling if you have to.

> > > > > raises hand
> > > > > Can we panic instead? That’s more fun.
> > > >
> > > > No, you can only panic if there’s a fire that needs to be put out.
> > >
> > > …I’ll go get the matches and some gasoline.
> >
> > …
>
> Too far?

grabs flamethrower Not far enough!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPm25Zgp6c0

> > >
> >
> > Just listen to this and repeat these words to yourself: “Bloom is not being removed from ALL playlists” Trust me, you do this all night long and you will feel better in the morning. :slight_smile: EDIT: And think of bunnies ^^
>
> ()_()
> (o_O)
> (’’’) (’’’)

…But But But…I already got out my pitchfork and torches:(

> > > >
> > >
> > > Just listen to this and repeat these words to yourself: “Bloom is not being removed from ALL playlists” Trust me, you do this all night long and you will feel better in the morning. :slight_smile: EDIT: And think of bunnies ^^
> >
> > ()_()
> > (o_O)
> > (’’’) (’’’)
>
> …But But But…I already got out my pitchfork and torches:(

Deep breaths and repeat after me. “Gooooooosssssfrabaaaaaaaaa” “Gooooooossssssfrabaaaaaa.”