Laters Halo 5, 343, Thanks for nothing

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Here’s an experiment anyone can do. Play Warzone or Arena, and if you get the same map the very next game, you leave. See how long it takes before you get banned. It’'s what I do, and I never make it past 6 games, especially warzone. After so many escape from ARCs in a row, it just burns you out. Now roll that over to Arena, and it becomes head scratching…can there really be this much of a void for content!?? It’s a AAA game, a quarter (and more) since it’s release. How do I get the same -Yoinking!- map 4 times in a row???
Now, carry on over the before experiment. I don’t like to get banned, but I just roll with it. I’d rather not get burned out playing the same map on loop like Groundhog day. But when the bans become 24 hours and longer, I kinda scoffed to myself. Anyways, fast forward today, maybe 20 minutes ago. Played two good games on ARC, then a third time…oh Arc again!!! I leave, fair enough. This isnt Groundhog Day, I want variety in my purchase. Is that so hard? Next game, I join a game in progress, 800 to very little. I leave. I’d love to stay, but thrusting me into an obvious camp fest and rage inducing fest for me is no fun. Third game, game in progress, I load, then…nothing. Black screen, can hear action, but cant see or do -Yoink-. I leave and BLAM!!! Banhammer.
No big fuss, I can wait it out, it’s not like I’m missing a good game. Hahaha. No, what get’s me is in my above scenario, there are multiple things 343 can do. First, the bug. I googled it. Behold! It’s been in the game since October! Wow! Talk about fixing stuff in a timely matter! Onto the next…maps! It’s only been a third of a year! One map every 4 months seems like they are working HARD! (*eye roll).
Now before the fanboys twist my words into banhammer whining (on the contrary), read it you scrubs. I fully embrace the banhammer, leavers suck. But 343 can do a HUGE favor to their fanbase by not being such -Yoinking!- idiots. Probably never going to happen. Which is why I’m outta here.
Oh and snickerdoodle, do you atleast get a reach-around every time a 343 hack wants to f-uck your boipu$$y? I mean, this is a VERY serious job and all. How much do you get paid again?? O-oh… You mean you get nothing expect a sore as$hole and -Yoink!- for this job?! Oh you silly thing!

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