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So it’s obvious that I should be in charge of this site and all future Halo properties…If you need more proof I will give yet another solid gold idea from my perfect mind. In a future Halo spin-off game, the entire campaign is structured around a soundtrack of licensed music. I think it would be interesting if we got away from the whole monks chanting thing.
In this game, a KISS cover band is given Spartan armor and fights the covenant with the power music. While on a USO type show, the band unwittingly finds itself humanities last hope. The four man fire team will consist of imitators of Gene Simmons, Paul Stanley, Ace Frehley, and Peter Criss. Each with unique abilities that coincide with their music instruments.
The games entire soundtrack would consist of KISS hits like this little number…
You can look at the menu, but you just can’t eat
You can feel the cushion, but you can’t have a seat
You can dip your foot in the pool, but you can’t have a swim
You can feel the punishment, but you can’t commit the sin
And you want her, and she wants you
We want everyone
And you want her and she wants you
No one, no one, no one ever is to blame
You can build a mansion, but you just can’t live in it
You’re the fastest runner but you’re not allowed to win
Some break the rules, and let you cut the cost
The insecurity is the thing that won’t get lost
And you want her, and she wants you
We want everyone
And you want her and she wants you
No one, no one, no one ever is to blame
Woo woo oh ohh