< King of the Hill - Forum Game >

KING OF THE HILL <mark>♛</mark>
This is a funny forum game which many of you know about, but if you don’t, the rules are pretty simple. One person starts controlling the hill (me), the next poster then needs to kill the person and take the hill for themselves.

EXAMPLE
Poster 1 (R3XH4J):
Just walking around a beautiful day in Daybreak, when I suddenly come across a hill, walks into it and becomes “King of the Hill”.
Poster 2 (BS Angel):
Sneaks behind R3XH4J and hits him with a gravity hammer, then takes the hill.
Poster 3 (B is for Bravo):
Distracts Bs Angel with cute kittens outside the hill, and then he assasinates her and takes the hill.

RULES
<mark>1. No offensive, sexist, sexual or racist moves</mark>
<mark>2. You have to take the hill away from the person who last posted, and you have to say their name at some point in your post</mark>
<mark>3. The forum rules which most of you should know by now.</mark>
<mark>4. Try saying Halo related things, but it doesn’t matter if you mention anything else too.</mark>
<mark>5. Don’t quote the poster above you, simply mention his/her name.</mark>

START
Seeing as noone else is in the hill, I walk in and declare myself as King of the Hill.

> Seeing as noone else is in the hill, I walk in and declare myself as King of the Hill.

pushes sticky detonator as it explodes under R3XH4J Nope. I’m the King of the hill :3

Slaps Prince Zexu with Halsy’s arm
Get off

Spartan Laser

So, we have enough game threads going around, and this one is more spammy than most. Locked.