Just Realized: Pizza & Rainbow Guns Are Now Canon.

So our Spartans are training in simulations… With Pizza and Rainbow guns. It’s legit canon now.
And all I have to say is:
Wat.

No really, wat?
And people were complaining the outro animations weren’t “Spartan-like.”

I didnt care at first, but then it dawned on me that this is canon… Spartans now use Pizza guns. I don’t know how to feel about this.

Hungry. The correct answer to how you should feel is hungry.

"Immersion"

BAHAHAHAHAHA…AHAHA…OH…OH MAAAAAN…WOW.

Exits the room.
Feint sounds of hysterical laughter can still be heard.

Here’s hoping we get some good stuff in the next update.

Seeker’s also canon. I just hope you know that.

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> <mark>Feint</mark> sounds of hysterical laughter can still be heard.

Hmm.

343… Trapped in a web of their own stupidity

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> So our Spartans are training in simulations… With Pizza and Rainbow guns. It’s legit canon now.
> And all I have to say is:
> Wat.
>
> No really, wat?
> And people were complaining the outro animations weren’t “Spartan-like.”
>
> I didnt care at first, but then it dawned on me that this is canon… Spartans now use Pizza guns. I don’t know how to feel about this.

Are you saying a Pizza gun skin is unrealistic in a Space Opera?

its great from a tactical POV, its the best distraction

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> Hungry. The correct answer to how you should feel is hungry.

Great! Only a half hour 'till lunch…

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> its great from a tactical POV, its the best distraction

See, this guy gets it. Now you’re thinking with pizza.

It’s not even good looking pizza. Looks like the greasy $1 pizza you get in Manhattan and pretend it’s good but in reality it’s not.

Kinda makes you wonder why they bothered, doesn’t it? Making multiplayer wargames simulations was answering a question that nobody asked and greatly restricts their freedom to do silly and unrealistic things without either contriving an explanation as to why it’s okay or outright ignoring the decision they made.

It distracts Yupyap the Grunt. Psychological Warfare at best, imagine trying to take Armory and now the enemy is distracting running for the French Fries which was an assault rifle the whole time?

Weapon skins are ridiculous. Even for a simulation.
Vehicle skins are ridiculous.

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> Weapon skins are ridiculous. Even for a simulation.
> Vehicle skins are ridiculous.

Pizza skin. That just sounds disgusting!

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> > Weapon skins are ridiculous. Even for a simulation.
> > Vehicle skins are ridiculous.
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> Pizza skin. That just sounds disgusting!

I used to have Pizza skin - when I was 13.

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Mark my words, next time you incorrectly use the words ‘Effect’, or ‘They’re’, or ‘It’s’ I will have my revenge.

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> > > Feint sounds of hysterical laughter can still be heard.
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> > Hmm.
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> Mark my words, next time you incorrectly use the words ‘Effect’, or ‘They’re’, or ‘It’s’ I will have my revenge.

Bring it.

uh oh, looks like Snickerdoodle is at it again…

Yes it’s canon but it’s also a simulation.
Your gun could be a giant rodent that shoots hydra missiles, would it b canon? Yes.
Would it be outside of the simulation training? Unlikely.