Just a Halo 5 review

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Halo 5 is a beautiful game, with awesome maps, unique weapons. A bunch of guns, enemies and vehicles.

As I said, the game looks amazing. But the gameplay is much worse. First, one of the most annoying, the sounds. I think these new sounds are pretty st. But really, the franchise’s part were the sounds. It gave a much better Halo feeling, not the common, boring metallic BS. I loved the Assault Rifle effects and sound, but now we got this crap. Sniper rifle, Magnum also. I just hate how they change the old-good Rocket Launcher. I want the real Halo feelings, not a game turning into Sci-Fi CoD. What did they to the Hunters btw? I know it’s heroic, but it kills me in some seconds… Man, they never used that sty heat seeker plasma gun. Just remove that.
The spartan charge. Oh god, what world do I live in… I like the infinity sprint, but it’s a -Yoink-. Never was necessary, no one needed this -Yoink-, but still they added it. Why? And why can’t I use normal spartan abilities? Why I can’t use again jetpacks, hologram, bubble shield and others again? This sucks like hell. It was better when I could add camouflage ability, not finding it and picking up all the time. Also, the armor system. It’s the worst thing. How can 343I make such a -Yoinking!- system like this? Half of the armors are unnecesary and ugly as -Yoink-. I can’t even change the shoulders, legs or the arms. It sucks man. I want the Reach customization, not the -Yoinking!- Halo 5 one, where I can customize the torso, helmet and the visor. But what did I expect from 343I…
Req packs hasn’t place in Halo. Just another bad thing in the game. It shows how the creators are money-hungry. ,BUY PACKS AND YOU WILL BE MUCH MORE BETTER". Hah, better my -Yoink-. You get barely skins. Somtimes the useless armor “pieces”. And of course, I can use them only in the Warzone. Thanks 343, fantastic feature. However I like the gun customization. It’s fun. But not when I need those terrible req points FFS…
The multiplayer. Not the worst, but can’t call it good. The balance is… sorry I mean there isn’t any “balance” in MM. Even when I turn if to FOCUSED, It still adds lvl 140+ guys to (Of course) the enemy team. I’m lvl 26. The Warzone wouldn’t be that bad, IF those -Yoinking!- annoying retards don’t drive into me in the first wave! It doesn’t help the team (I’ve seen someone thinking this), it gives req points, but all the kill goes to him. Not a teamwork thing, huh? Super Fiesta is also good. But all the time I spawn, I got two -Yoink- weapons and the enemy gets instantly a rocker launcher. And the game is already decided. Another thanks.
The sequels suck in story, I don’t care what others think, everybody has to agree, it’s not the real Halo. Adding prometheans was the worst idea ever. It ruined the whole thing. And an AI conquers the universe? Don’t make me laugh please. It sounds already hilarious. I can’t believe they can’t make such a game, like Reach or 3. Then why the -Yoink- did 343I buy the franchise? I want bungie back. Even the music was much badass, than these craps in Halo 4-5.

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Nothing to see here, folks. Just another scathing Halo 5 review full of implied swearing.

(Also I’m pretty sure 343i didn’t buy halo, it was shoved on them)