This is an absolute joke. The scout warthog has earnt, deserved, and must be in all maps and gametypes.
I PROPOSE:
Warzone: scout warthog should provide a +1 REQ energy upon delivery.
Warzone Assault: scout warthog should spawn on top of the sky and music should come on “it’s raining tacos”
Team Arena: Should always devolve down to scout warthog musical chairs. Doing otherwise is a forfeit.
Team Slayer: After spawning in your scout warthog pile, you must switch seats to shoot enemy hogs.
Breakout: Victory is achieved by the “fly high” medal. Remember the floor is lava.
BTB: Scout hogs of both teams must converge to make a pyramid to score points.
Team Snipers: Scout hogs launched by man canons need to collide and crash, points are irrelevant.
THIS MUST BE IN HCS. Refusal to do so is not only an insult to how the game should play but also an insult to our lord and savior: the scout warthog.
/joke thread (jt)