Joke Thread

Alright alright lets get a joke thread going ill start

2 marines walk into a bar. One says “I’ll have a glass of H20” The other marine says “I will have a glass of H20 too” he dies.

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Alright alright lets get a joke thread going ill start

How many brain cells does it take to screw in a light bulb in a forum QQ’ers head?

None, they don’t have a light socket for brilliant ideas.

2 marines walk into a bar. One says “I’ll have a glass of H20” The other marine says “I will have a glass of H20 too” he dies.

A Halo 4 player tries to walk into a bar. He gets boltshot-ed.