Just a little thing to relieve the stress of what I like to call “The Great (fanbase) Schism.”
Here’s an example:
Master Chief: Hey Arbiter.
Arbiter: What?
Master Chief: I found out about this deal online.
Arbiter: Did you?
Master Chief: If you buy three copies of Halo 5, you get 3 free.
Arbiter: …
Master Chief: So I guess you could say that you get…
Arbiter: OH GOD-
Master Chief: 3 FOR 3.
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> Just a little thing to relieve the stress of what I like to call “The Great (fanbase) Schism.”
>
> Here’s an example:
>
> Master Chief: Hey Arbiter.
> Arbiter: What?
> Master Chief: I found out about this deal online.
> Arbiter: Did you?
> Master Chief: If you buy three copies of Halo 5, you get 3 free.
> Arbiter: …
> Master Chief: So I guess you could say that you get…
> Arbiter: OH GOD-
> Master Chief: 3 FOR 3.
I’m cackling at my desk at work lol
LOL ;0)
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> Just a little thing to relieve the stress of what I like to call “The Great (fanbase) Schism.”
>
> Here’s an example:
>
> Master Chief: Hey Arbiter.
> Arbiter: What?
> Master Chief: I found out about this deal online.
> Arbiter: Did you?
> Master Chief: If you buy three copies of Halo 5, you get 3 free.
> Arbiter: …
> Master Chief: So I guess you could say that you get…
> Arbiter: OH GOD-
> Master Chief: 3 FOR 3.
The first halo joke I actually laughed to lol
Commander Palmer: I thought you’d be taller.
Master Chief: I thought I wouldn’t have to save a spartan IV’s a**.
We tried having joke threads before but hey got locked… as long as we don’t spam this it should be fine.
What do you call an elite on a trycicle
A sangwheelee
Guess what a gang of them would be called?
Sangwheelios
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> Commander Palmer: I thought you’d be taller.
> Master Chief: I thought I wouldn’t have to save a spartan IV’s a**.
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I already made a thread like this a long time ago.
On Topic:Halo CE=Halo Collectors Edition.
P.S:I thought it was Collectors Edition for a long time.
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> We tried having joke threads before but hey got locked… as long as we don’t spam this it should be fine.
> What do you call an elite on a trycicle
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> A sangwheelee
> Guess what a gang of them would be called?
> Sangwheelios
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> > Commander Palmer: I thought you’d be taller.
> > Master Chief: I thought I wouldn’t have to save a spartan IV’s a**.
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> I’m just gonna drop this on the sidewalk and walk away…
What about the thing on the side walk?
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> I already made a thread like this a long time ago.
>
> On Topic:Halo CE=Halo Collectors Edition.
> P.S:I thought it was Collectors Edition for a long time.
>
> And this.
You son of a… lol I almost clicked it too but I hovered over it and recognized the link
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> > 2533274879407634;6:
> > We tried having joke threads before but hey got locked… as long as we don’t spam this it should be fine.
> > What do you call an elite on a trycicle
> >
> >
> >
> > A sangwheelee
> > Guess what a gang of them would be called?
> > Sangwheelios
> >
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> >
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> > > 2535445555605570;5:
> > > Commander Palmer: I thought you’d be taller.
> > > Master Chief: I thought I wouldn’t have to save a spartan IV’s a**.
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> >
> > I’m just gonna drop this on the sidewalk and walk away…
>
>
> What about the thing on the side walk?
What side walk? There wasn’t any side walk… are you going crazy human?
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> I already made a thread like this a long time ago.
>
> On Topic:Halo CE=Halo Collectors Edition.
> P.S:I thought it was Collectors Edition for a long time.
>
> And this.
Seriously, what is it with you and Rick Rolling people? I just don’t get it. Then again, you probably won’t get this one, either.
Hey guys! I wanna show you something! Throws Plasma nade at target and misses Aw, man. I wanted to show off a cool trick with the Plasma Grenade but I couldn’t stick it.
Omg… just leave hahahh
Just leave that here.
Locke:Our next target is to kill Lord Hood and ten Marines.
Lasky:Why ten Marines?
Locke:See Buck,noone ask about Lord Hood.
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> We tried having joke threads before but hey got locked… as long as we don’t spam this it should be fine.
> What do you call an elite on a trycicle
>
>
>
> A sangwheelee
> Guess what a gang of them would be called?
> Sangwheelios
>
>
>
>
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> > Commander Palmer: I thought you’d be taller.
> > Master Chief: I thought I wouldn’t have to save a spartan IV’s a**.
>
>
> I’m just gonna drop this on the sidewalk and walk away…
Hahaha that`s awesome!!!
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> > 2533274850752370;8:
> > I already made a thread like this a long time ago.
> >
> > On Topic:Halo CE=Halo Collectors Edition.
> > P.S:I thought it was Collectors Edition for a long time.
> >
> > And this.
>
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> You son of a… lol I almost clicked it too but I hovered over it and recognized the link
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> > > 2533274879407634;6:
> > > We tried having joke threads before but hey got locked… as long as we don’t spam this it should be fine.
> > > What do you call an elite on a trycicle
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > A sangwheelee
> > > Guess what a gang of them would be called?
> > > Sangwheelios
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > > 2535445555605570;5:
> > > > Commander Palmer: I thought you’d be taller.
> > > > Master Chief: I thought I wouldn’t have to save a spartan IV’s a**.
> > >
> > >
> > > I’m just gonna drop this on the sidewalk and walk away…
> >
> >
> > What about the thing on the side walk?
>
>
> What side walk? There wasn’t any side walk… are you going crazy human?
Is it a Rick Roll?
I’ve got a joke:
Warzone Firefight.
Jul mdama’s life
The poor guy just wanted to avenge his wife
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> 343
Zing.
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> > 2533274850752370;8:
> > I already made a thread like this a long time ago.
> >
> > On Topic:Halo CE=Halo Collectors Edition.
> > P.S:I thought it was Collectors Edition for a long time.
> >
> > And this.
>
>
> Seriously, what is it with you and Rick Rolling people? I just don’t get it. Then again, you probably won’t get this one, either.
> Hey guys! I wanna show you something! Throws Plasma nade at target and misses Aw, man. I wanted to show off a cool trick with the Plasma Grenade but I couldn’t stick it.
What?My BROTHER Again!!!Changing password again.
Sorry for the Rick Rolls.Like I said,I will be changing my password.
How soldier snipers talk
01001000 01101001
Get it binary rifle and they talk in binary code.
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> Jul mdama’s life
>
> The poor guy just wanted to avenge his wife
You can say that to prelate Tem’Bhetek