Join Salt Club

S.S.A.F.F is looking for more members to join us being salty. WE enjoy the salt. WE EMBRACE the salt for we ARE the salt. For salt is bae, for salt is life without the salt we are nothing! We BELIEVE in the salt! Before the salt we were nothing, but because of the salt we ARE something. And that something is S.S.A.F.F! Requirements to join S.S.A.F.F -Must be made of salt -If not made of salt then must consume ten bags of salt daily -Must always be salty For I am P.S.S.A.F.F

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