John crapper

What if John has to crap and is stuck in his armor? I mean, he is risking constipation here. He can’t take apart the suit because you either need a mechanical rig or a team of specialists to put the suit back on. What happens!? And be creative.

(I know it is random)

Something like this

> What if John has to crap and is stuck in his armor? I mean, he is risking constipation here. He can’t take apart the suit because you either need a mechanical rig or a team of specialists to put the suit back on. What happens!? And be creative.
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> (I know it is random)

I could try to be creative, but sir, why do you think the Armed Forces eat MRE’s? Because it sure as hell ain’t the fiber.

He has a flap in the back like feety pajamas and a fly in the front, why do you think a spartans weakness is getting hit in the back?

because its John, need I say more

they put that stuff in his food that makes him not need a crap