I've just been released from 343, ask me questions

Hey guys, I’ve just escaped from the 343 studio and I can solve all your Halo 4 questions and concerns. Please ask away and I will enlighten you with the information you need.

Just how did you escape from Frankie’s army of killer Bovines?

grabs a bag of popcorn and awaits the many clueless fools to actually ask questions

What’s the best candy in their vending machines?

iz so exsited! canz u anser all mi questionz?? k thx.
my 1st kuestion. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nc_LIR5ExIU

> iz so exsited! canz u anser all mi questionz?? k thx.
> my 1st kuestion. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nc_LIR5ExIU

u speld it rong

it r speld “quest chin”

> Just how did you escape from Frankie’s army of killer Bovines?

I asked Frank if Bungie would be making future Halo’s in rotation with 343 in order to truly solidify their wish to become the Call of Duty franchise, and then he just told me to leave.

How shiny is Frankie’s head in person?

> > Just how did you escape from Frankie’s army of killer Bovines?
>
> I asked Frank if Bungie would be making future Halo’s in rotation with 343 in order to truly solidify their wish to become the Call of Duty franchise, and then he just told me to leave.

That doesn’t explain how you outran the Cows…they can travel at the speed of light and shoot 3p1c laz0rz, so it must have been an ordeal.

> How shiny is Frankie’s head in person?

Too shiny too look at.

> How shiny is Frankie’s head in person?

Sexytime, we often discussed it’s beauty while figuring out how to remove the competitive aspect of Halo to provide a more casual experience in order to cater to an audience that doesn’t play Halo.

It won’t hurt to ask so
1 are there bots in multiplayer ? Custom games ?
2 why are there no elites in halo 4
3 are there going to be any playable flood in custom games ?or any other game types ?

4 are there other new playable species ?

Is there auto play like gears 2-3 ?

5 is this thread legit ?!

> > > Just how did you escape from Frankie’s army of killer Bovines?
> >
> > I asked Frank if Bungie would be making future Halo’s in rotation with 343 in order to truly solidify their wish to become the Call of Duty franchise, and then he just told me to leave.
>
> That doesn’t explain how you outran the Cows…they can travel at the speed of light and shoot 3p1c laz0rz, so it must have been an ordeal.

Also, how did you escape their forerunner vision and jetpacks?

> > > Just how did you escape from Frankie’s army of killer Bovines?
> >
> > I asked Frank if Bungie would be making future Halo’s in rotation with 343 in order to truly solidify their wish to become the Call of Duty franchise, and then he just told me to leave.
>
> That doesn’t explain how you outran the Cows…they can travel at the speed of light and shoot 3p1c laz0rz, so it must have been an ordeal.

Armor Lock, next question

Funny, Infinity Ward just released me.

I refused to design Cod games but with halo mechanics so they told me to box my things and leave.

> > > > Just how did you escape from Frankie’s army of killer Bovines?
> > >
> > > I asked Frank if Bungie would be making future Halo’s in rotation with 343 in order to truly solidify their wish to become the Call of Duty franchise, and then he just told me to leave.
> >
> > That doesn’t explain how you outran the Cows…they can travel at the speed of light and shoot 3p1c laz0rz, so it must have been an ordeal.
>
> Also, how did you escape their forerunner vision and jetpacks?

default sprint, and then armor lock,

next question

> grabs a bag of popcorn and awaits the many clueless fools to actually ask questions

Cool story bro.

1 are there bots in multiplayer ? Custom games ?

yes, when join session in-progress doesn’t fill your team we will ensure that a useless bot can to even up the teams. Bot skill levels will always be set to assault rifle

custom games, I can’t comment on that yet

2 why are there no elites in halo 4

there are, just not in MM, or invasion

3 are there going to be any playable flood in custom games ?or any other game types ?

Yes, in the firefight (note that firefight is removed)

4 are there other new playable species ?

yes, forerunners, but only in MLG

Is there auto play like gears 2-3 ?

were trying to implement this in Halo 5,

> > grabs a bag of popcorn and awaits the many clueless fools to actually ask questions
>
> Cool story bro.

P.s. Popcorn blows and so do wolves.

Is it true that there with be custom snipers that you can buy with credits that allow you to have 15 rounds per magazine that way you can montage kids in social ffa easier? Also I was told that they want to add radars to mlg, xray vision to every gametime and prestige options once you hit level 50 in social slayer?