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When my friend told me about this HORRIFIC leaked information, I immediately contemplated getting a lobotomy to forgot about it. I mean…I need to sleep at night don’t I? I really hope 343 does an m night shamalan plot twist and turns this nonsense around…looks like I’m gonna have to take a couple school days off, judging by the fact that I projectile vomit and get vertigo everytime I think of this. Ever since I’ve heard the news, ive been waking up panicked with what appears to be guilty spark watching me…it’s at the same time every night and it just watches me…I’ve lost weight at an exponential rate, and grown near-sighted to such a severe rate that glasses cannot help and colors seem to be melting into a dull shade of gray. If not for this voice activated computer, I wouldn’t have been able to type this cry for help.