ISIS has taken responsibility for Halo 5 Servers

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The Halo 5 Servers have been Under attack by the Terrorist Group ISIS. This is the most logical explanation Xbox Live Support has come up with.
Xbox LIve Support has no answer to" When the Servers will be functioning at the same level of other first person shooter servers that existed on first generation consols."
343i has stated that “We have no idea how to fix the terrorist attack”
“We just need to put a bullet in our cash cow, Take the money and run.” - 343i Employee
" The division has region based servers, so it’s much more skilled and fair " IGN stated.
Microsoft has pulled financial backing on 343i.
''343 does not have accountability for their product, services, or care about the consumer. For those reasons we have decided to pull Halo 5 hosting from the
Azure servers. We can’t have such a terrible product messing up our new 700 million dollar servers" Microsoft stated.

I shouldn’t be laughing, but I am.

I wonder how long before you’re banned