Like there voices. My god the heracy that would shatter my ears.
“Don’t make a girl a promise if you know you can’t keep it.”
#ScarredForLife
Would only make Cortana that much hotter
“I know what the ladies like”
> “I know what the ladies like”
I think that one would make Cortana that much hotter.
I mean geez, like the “C’mon, Chief, take a girl for a ride” quote didn’t make me melt already…
Rampant cortana or rampant johnson…
Oh god…
> “Don’t make a girl a promise if you know you can’t keep it.”
>
> #ScarredForLife
Ha i was going to post that.
What if instead of their voices, their faces were switched.
Note: Johnson’s cigar is a part of his face.
“I would of been your… daddy?”
Why? Just why?
> Why? Just why?
Because. Just because.
> > Why? Just why?
>
> Because. Just because.
Space magic.
“I know what the ladies like”
And suddenly, I’m choking from laughing.