Imagine if Cortana and Johnson was Switched

Like there voices. My god the heracy that would shatter my ears.

“Don’t make a girl a promise if you know you can’t keep it.”

#ScarredForLife

Would only make Cortana that much hotter

“I know what the ladies like”

> “I know what the ladies like”

I think that one would make Cortana that much hotter.

I mean geez, like the “C’mon, Chief, take a girl for a ride” quote didn’t make me melt already…

Rampant cortana or rampant johnson…

Oh god…

> “Don’t make a girl a promise if you know you can’t keep it.”
>
> #ScarredForLife

Ha i was going to post that.

What if instead of their voices, their faces were switched.

Note: Johnson’s cigar is a part of his face.

“I would of been your… daddy?”

Why? Just why?

> Why? Just why?

Because. Just because.

> > Why? Just why?
>
> Because. Just because.

Space magic.

“I know what the ladies like”
And suddenly, I’m choking from laughing.