I'm going to sue 343

Games Halo 5: Guardians
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While playing Halo 5, I’ve developed chronic right thumb pain. It’s because of 343’s crappy aim mechanics. Imagine as if you were to clench your buttcheeks all day… your buttox would begin to hurt, wouldn’t it? That’s what Halo 5 is like, the aiming is so -Yoink!- that I’m constantly straining my thumb. Well -Yoink- them, I’m suing their -Yoinks!-!

^^Satire (about the suing part), though my thumb -Yoinking!- hurts! Btw (for those of you who don’t know) 343 is indeed looking at a video on reddit explaining the issue and deciding whether to change the aiming, so don’t lose hope yet! 343, I know it’s only been a few days but there’s this thing called feedback that would help the community immensely. Quit issuing the vague “we’ll look into it” statements. Giving the community minimal feedback is clearly causing outrage, tell us your thoughts on these matters (it would do wonders to clear confusion and develop optimism towards the next update).

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You’re just building up those weak thumb muscles. Man up, bruh.

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You’re my best friend.

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Have fun spending thousands on a lawyer :slight_smile:

Hahaha funny

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> You’re just building up those weak thumb muscles. Man up, bruh.

Lmao. This might be true, but the aiming is still quite awful.

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They’ve already said they’re going to fix it, what else do you want? Detailed run downs of algorithms, and statistics?

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dude thats your fault.

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I really don’t get the issue everyone is having with the aiming.

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Something tells me you’re going to lose.

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Well if your thumbs are too weak to push the sticks foward i think you got a case of spaghetti fingers.

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What did I just read??? LoL.

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One layer vs like 50+, Good luck mate.

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As they say, “pain is weakness leaving the body”.
Got have that mad thumb game to make it in this economy.

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> They’ve already said they’re going to fix it, what else do you want? Detailed run downs of algorithms, and statistics?

Did they?! I’ve been looking for something like this but I haven’t been able to find anything. Could you post a link to them saying they’re fixing it por favor?

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> One layer vs like 50+, Good luck mate.

I don’t think any Lawyer would seriously take the case.

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> Something tells me you’re going to lose.

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> One layer vs like 50+, Good luck mate.

Lawyer*

Something tells me you guys didn’t read the whole post… (unless you’re being sarcastic, I can’t tell)

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> As they say, “pain is weakness leaving the body”.
> Got have that mad thumb game to make it in this economy.

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> Well if your thumbs are too weak to push the sticks foward i think you got a case of spaghetti fingers.

Lol I’ve been gaming for quite a while it’s possible that I have noodle thumbs but I feel like my thumbs are fairly prepared.

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> > 2533274944778648;6:
> > They’ve already said they’re going to fix it, what else do you want? Detailed run downs of algorithms, and statistics?
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> Did they?! I’ve been looking for something like this but I haven’t been able to find anything. Could you post a link to them saying they’re fixing it por favor?

Right here.

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> I really don’t get the issue everyone is having with the aiming.

I believe players are having issues with aiming, either it speeds up when a player aims at people and it is makes them miss or it slows down too much when they aim at people and it causes them to mess up.

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> > 2533274879188268;14:
> > > 2533274944778648;6:
> > > They’ve already said they’re going to fix it, what else do you want? Detailed run downs of algorithms, and statistics?
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> > Did they?! I’ve been looking for something like this but I haven’t been able to find anything. Could you post a link to them saying they’re fixing it por favor?
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> Right here.

This guy is taking about diagonal speed. The deadzones need adressing.