Hey guys, I just ranked up to ODST! (1500th post) I just wanna say this has been fun so far. So I wanted to celebrate by giving away 3 gold packs! The way it works is the top 3 best jokes (halo related) get gold packs. I will message you if you win one. This ends on Feb 26th so get your jokes in now!
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> Sounds like an original idea to me.
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> I can’t wait to see what the community comes up with this time around
When two monitors respond to your post in a row But TBH, I couldn’t think of anything else. There is a clip one and a joke one. So this was the easiest one.
Yes! I love these threads…I’m gonna drop one of my favorites. Use this on anyone who gets on your nerves.
“I’m gonna do to you what the Chief did to Halo…”
Now for some of my own,
“What’s a sniper’s favorite month?”
“Jun”
“What do they call Spartan drop pods?”
“Mjolnir”
Oracle: Kills Johnson
Announcer: KILLJOY!
Oracle: Yes! Fina- oh -Yoink-!
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> > I can’t wait to see what the community comes up with this time around
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> When two monitors respond to your post in a row But TBH, I couldn’t think of anything else. There is a clip one and a joke one. So this was the easiest one.
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> > > I can’t wait to see what the community comes up with this time around
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> > When two monitors respond to your post in a row But TBH, I couldn’t think of anything else. There is a clip one and a joke one. So this was the easiest one.
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> Make that three.
Me: walks in room full of flood with a katana in hand
Chief: “What the hell is that”
Me: “you said bring a Kanata”
Chief: “I said bring Cortana! Never bring a knife to a gun fight”
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> Okay bad joke, admittedly but thankfully i am not aiming for victory.
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> Good luck to the competitors going for the Gold packs and OP, you are one awesome member in this community!
In between UNSC Spirit of Fire missions, Prof. Anders and Sgt. Forge ended up spending a lot of time together. At first, things were exciting, passionate, and adventurous. But soon, Anders began to appear jealous and even paranoid: checking his computer frequently, messaging people behind his back, and snooping in his cabin. Though Forge didn’t want to say anything at first, he grew more and more annoyed.
It became too much when he woke up one night to see Anders emptying all of his drawers onto the floor in a frenzy. “Anders, are you out of your mind? What on Harvest are you looking for?!” Anders replied in total frustration, “My hat, Forge! I was told that if I spent a lot of time with you, I would get an Olive helmet, but it’s been forever and I still can’t find it anywhere!”
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> > > I can’t wait to see what the community comes up with this time around
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> > When two monitors respond to your post in a row But TBH, I couldn’t think of anything else. There is a clip one and a joke one. So this was the easiest one.
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> Make that three.
