Which would you eat? No secondary weapons because a little pistol isnt going to fill you up.
I would eat the storm rifle because I have a feeling it tastes like blueberries…
Probably the sticky detonator.
It reminds me of a pez dispenser…
What the actual eff?
> I would eat the storm rifle because I have a feeling it tastes like blueberries…
… And the intense burning of plasma in your throat.
I would eat an incineration cannon. Then I can truly say,“I am Forerunner.”
I would eat the dmr, so then no one can spam it across ragnarok.
I’d probably eat the light rifle. It’s shape seems easy enough to shove down my throat and its ammunition is weightless and would just make my stomach glow.
Suppressor, seems the least painful.
> Suppressor, seems the least painful.
Hahaha no Grav Hammer or Energy Sword?
frag grenade, i bet it tastes like a pineapple
I would eat the suppressor because it looks like it shoots little corn nuts.
I would say Flood’s Sword arm. Cook it first and it will tast like chicken.
covenant carbine because radiation is delicious
The BR.
Because you are what you eat, and the BR is -Yoink!-.
Boltshot, Suppressor, or Binary Rifle, so that I can shoot stuff out of my mouth like a Crawler.
carbine looks like it could be tasty with brown sauce on a sandwich ;D
Spartan Laser: hot and ready in seconds and always satisfies!
I would choose the AR because that gun sucks and I’d like to watch the noobs cry while I eat their favorite gun.
The binary rifle. Then again the needler looks pretty good too.
> I’d probably eat the light rifle. It’s shape seems easy enough to shove down my throat
… I mean… really? 
The Needler. Crunch off the Needles first for a nice shrapnel-filled appetizer, and then eat the body of the gun once your mouth has been blown open wide enough by the Needles.