If you could have any firefight voice added in the TU...

Here are the rules:

  1. The character has to be Halo related. (Machinima is fair game)

  2. You must come up with a few sample lines for your firefight voice to say.

I’ll get it started:

If I could have any firefight voice added to Reach in the TU it would be Pvt. Michael J. Caboose from Red vs. Blue.

Sample lines: Jumps into tank “Oh, well hello Sheila, are we killing Church today?”
stares at grunt “Will you be my friend?”
Betrays teammate “Oops, sorry Church!”
Throws grenade directly at wall “Not my fault, someone put a wall in my way.”
Gets shot “Ow, ow, ow, ow”
Just random shout “I demand cookies!”

I’d like to see what you guys come up with and be creative.

You stole mine, I thought of the good old idiot the second I saw the thread.

> You stole mine, I thought of the good old idiot the second I saw the thread.

Add more lines then.

When killing a grunt with a headshot with birthday party on: I AM CABOOSE AND I HATE BABIES

I would find it ironic if we were alllll made out of iron. (rofl)

> When killing a grunt with a headshot with birthday party on: I AM CABOOSE AND I HATE BABIES
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> I would find it ironic if we were alllll made out of iron. (rofl)

lol

My second choice would be Sarge: “You just got Sarge’d”
Kills enemy with shotgun “Good thing I have my contingency plan to fall back on”
Kills enemy with shotgun “Shotgun to the face can be applied in a variety of tough situations”
Kills enemy “It’s easier when I pretend the enemy is Grif”
Kills enemy with warthog “I ain’t goin’ anywhere without my shotgun, I SAID shotgun, SHOTGUN -Yoink!-!”
Kills enemy “Killin’ is my business, and today, business is good.”
Nearby explosion “To find out if something is on fire look for the following signs: one, heat, two, smoke, three, fire.”
Uses warthog “Does this look like a big cat to you!?”
Kills enemy “Hope you brought your wallet, because the rent in hell gets paid in advance!”

My character: Lavernius Tucker

Lines:
*When someone picks a Sniper Rifle in front of my character:
How come I never get use the -Yoink- Sniper Rifle?)

*When picking up a Sniper Rifle:
Yay, a Sniper Rifle.

Switching to a Energy Sword*:**
fwuah pshh
Don’t worry guys. I got this.

*Killing an enemy with the Energy Sword:
SWISH!
Swish, swish, stab!

*When killing an enemy, any line that would make the perfect Bow Chicka Bow Wow

Brute combat form.

starting line: HRNNGHHHHHHHH
gets a headshot: HRNNGHHHHHHH
gets grenade stick: HRNNGHHHHHHH
gets multi-kill w/ explosive: HRNNGHHHHHH
reloading: HRNNGHHHHHHH
dying: HRNNGHHHHHH

> When killing a grunt with a headshot with birthday party on: I AM CABOOSE AND I HATE BABIES
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> I would find it ironic if we were alllll made out of iron. (rofl)

You forgot another:
When destroying an enemy vehicle: I AM CABOOSE. THE VEHICLE DESTROYER!

dutch, wait no… halo wars red team

I’ve got Buck so I’ll say Caboooooooooooose. LeeRoy Jenkins FireFight here we come.

Ctrl F U

This place is filled with mean ladies!

Not my fault… someone put a wall in my way…

Or it’s a key all the time, and when you stick it in people… it unlocks their death.

Grunt

The Superintendent (possibly one of my favorite characters)

stares at grunt “PLEASE REMAIN CALM”
Betrays teammate “PROCEED WITH CAUTION”
Throws grenade directly at wall “PARDON OUR DUST”
Gets shot “EXPECT DELAY”
Just random shout "KEEP IT CLEAN "

Master Ch33f from arby n the chief:

1)MY ROFLCOPTER GOES SOI SOI SOI
when piloting a falcon

2)MA ROFLSWORD GOES SLICE SLICE
when killing with the sword

3)hahehahahaha

4)lolololoolol
when killing

5)Here comes the Ch33f mobile
drives a warthog

6)THE ROFLSWORD demans blood
picks up a sword

7)Noooo sadface
nearly get’s killed

8)A spammers life is teh liefs foar me
when you throw grenades

9)IMA charching ma lazer
SHOOP DA WOOP