Master Chief has saved the galaxy multiple times over, gone on many journeys, some great and others legendary… But one question remains:
What topping would The Master Chief have on his pizza?
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I could see him eating a pepperoni pizza, for sure.
(If anybody says pineapple, they deserve to have a grunt steal all of their left shoes and sing a song, out of key, about food -Yoink!-).
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Pineapple with onions and feta cheese.
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Supreme pizza for sure, a little of everything. “I need a weapon”
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grunt salami and skirmisher eyeballs probably 
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truth be told, I am thinking pepero as well, he just seems like that guy who won’t go for that many toppings.
Now Buck, I can imagine pineapple.
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It does not matter, so long as he can use it as a weapon.
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I read the title as basically what would the official Master Chief pizza be. Not so much as what he would enjoy. I’m going with the previous.
Pineapple for the visor.
Bell peppers for the armor.
Purple onions for the Covenant aesthetic.
Sausage for the Flood.
I said what I said.
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Chief is very much a stock standard pepperoni sort of guy. I could also imagine him not liking pizza.
Thin crust Extra Extra large, cheese, extra cheese, green peppers, jalapenos, banana peppers, Pepperoni, with pineapples.
I would think pepperoni to remind him how much aliens he have killed because it’s red closest thing to blood even when the covenant blood is purple or blue
Pineapple, green peppers, sausage, and purple onions.
Probably whatever topping is food he is used to eating. Chief strikes me as a sort of “if it ain’t broke don’t fix it” kind of person, somebody that will always stick to what is reliable. Probably pepperoni and sausage, because both are standard toppings, but also because I believe sausage meat is also common in some types of MREs/rations.
I could imagine the Chief sprinkling standard issue dehydrated combat rations onto his pizza and crunching down in-between sips of water saying something alone the lines of, “One of these rations is all a soldier needs as sustenance on the battlefield.”
He can’t eat pizza… he never takes off his helmet. Only food through straws please lol. I would say probably a brute sasauge pizza 
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Grunts as the topping with Hunter worms mixed into the sauce
Pineapple, mushroom, spinach pizza with feta cheese. Chief eats like a chief.