If Master Chief was a boss, where would you hide?

“The Master Chief is on the field and is hunting Spartans.”

If you heard this in Warzone, where would you hide?

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> “The Master Chief is on the field and is hunting Spartans.”
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> If you heard this in Warzone, where would you hide?

Splatters him with an ONI Scout Hog. Boss or not, he’s still a Spartan and he can still be splattered by broken physics.

“The Banhammer Strikes!” screen…

If he were to be invincible to spattering, in a banshee on the other side of the map.

In the warthog that’s running him down, if not a warthog than a ghost or wraith.

No where, it is impossible to escape the recieveing end of master Chief’s anger. One does not hide from the chief.

Inside the main base behind impervious shield walls.

Kew words “hunting Spartans” I guess I’m safe then since I’m a Sangheili… but if the demon does come for me then I shall draw my blade and give him one as well and we will fight with honor.

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> Kew words “hunting Spartans” I guess I’m safe then since I’m a Sangheili… but if the demon does come for me then I shall draw my blade and give him one as well and we will fight with honor.

Are you really still doing that? You’re not a freakin’ Elite.

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Yes I am. I am a Sangheili forcefully crammed into a spartan suit because 343 did this to all or us in 2012!

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> Yes I am. I am a Sangheili forcefully crammed into a spartan suit because 343 did this to all or us in 2012!

You’re just embarrassing yourself with this roleplay. I wouldn’t be surprised if you were Spartan 1337 reincarnated.

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I play Dungeons and Dragons, there is no embarrassing yourself with role playing. But who says I’m role playing human?

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This gets better and better. . .

Behind Chuck Norris.

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> Behind Chuck Norris.

So behind Master Chief?

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Master Chief is Chuck Norris!?? Inception noise

in a deep puddle in mako armor, everyone knows chief is alergic to water

I wouldn’t hide, I would be unarmered, would he shoot an unarmed guy. I don’t think he’s that type of person.

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> I wouldn’t hide, I would be unarmered, would he shoot an unarmed guy. I don’t think he’s that type of person.

say that to the ODSTs in fall of reach he accidentally killed

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> I wouldn’t hide, I would be unarmered, would he shoot an unarmed guy. I don’t think he’s that type of person.

He was partially responsible for the deaths of Innie civilians during Operation: TALON.