Men, we may get into bickerments over certain, tiny–Yoink- things, but let us not forget that we are all Halo fans! And we will not stop, no, we will not LOOK BACK at the uninspiring slime known as the modern military shooter. They may have the population, but we, ohhh baby we have a QUALITY GAME ON OUR HANDS!
AM I RIGHT MARINES?
Halo is dead, just sleep. everything is going to be fine 
I’m forced to say it…can’t…resist…
HOORAH!
I never cared for Johnson. I laughed when he died.
My thread was moved from the Halo 4 forum for apparently being best suited elsewhere. Yet this thread is here.
That’s nice.
Considering Johnson was in the first three games, he would probably say something like this after waking up from the dead.
"WHAT THE **** IS THIS? When I went to sleep, I wasn’t expecting everything to entirely gone to ****!
Listen up! When I accepted the invitation to be in Halo 2, I intended it to continue being a glorious bastion of sanctity in the world of FPS, same with Halo 3! We didn’t have no fancy Incineration cannons, we had rockets, and the whole platoon had to share them! - Luckily, Halo stayed true to it’s roots!
I did not, I repeat, DID NOT, asked to be resurrected into such a malfunctioning, low populated, broken -Yoink- gimmicky carbon copy of every single other -Yoink- FPS around!
Get me Bravo and Quinn Del Hoyo right ***** now! This is a disgrace!"
Johnson wouldn’t have to share the rock, these days. He’d just get another one in an ordnance drop.
I’m sure he’d damn well show 343 what the ladies like.
> Johnson wouldn’t have to share the rock, these days. He’d just get another one in an ordnance drop.
Or the rock is a primary weapon option in a loadout.
> I never cared for Johnson. I laughed when he died.
facepalm
Now thats just mean, lol. A lot of players liked Johnson, especially the ladies.
Halo 4 is here, where is my woman?
> Considering Johnson was in the first three games, he would probably say something like this after waking up from the dead.
>
> “WHAT THE **** IS THIS? When I went to sleep, I wasn’t expecting everything to entirely gone to ****!
>
> Listen up! When I accepted the invitation to be in Halo 2, I intended it to continue being a glorious bastion of sanctity in the world of FPS, same with Halo 3! We didn’t have no fancy Incineration cannons, we had rockets, and the whole platoon had to share them! - Luckily, Halo stayed true to it’s roots!
>
> I did not, I repeat, DID NOT, asked to be resurrected into such a malfunctioning, low populated, broken -Yoink!- gimmicky carbon copy of every single other Yoink! FPS around!
>
> Get me Bravo and Quinn Del Hoyo right ***** now! This is a disgrace!”
How is this game a carbon copy sir?
