If I had posted H4 spoilers here...

Let’s say for some reason, I have a copy of Halo 4 right now (don’t discuss time travel.)
Let’s also say I begin posting up spoilers of the game here on the forums along with cutscenes (including the last one.)
What would 343i do to me?
BTW if I did have a magical copy of H4 right now, I would keep it beyond secret and never make a peep about it. I’m wouldn’t spoil it.
BTW I do propose a thread approval process within a couple of weeks of H4’s release to prevent spoilers.

> Let’s say for some reason, I have a copy of Halo 4 right now (don’t discuss time travel.)
> Let’s also say I begin posting up spoilers of the game here on the forums along with cutscenes (including the last one.)
> What would 343i do to me?
> BTW if I did have a magical copy of H4 right now, I would keep it beyond secret and never make a peep about it. I’m wouldn’t spoil it.

Legal actions would be taken, most likely. Same thing happened to people who played the Reach Beta early.

343i would do things to you that wouldn’t make sense and I would steal your time machine while it happened.

I’d find you >:].

You probably would have to pack your bags and leave town immediately. It be a scary thought to have the moderators of this forum breach and clear your house.

> You probably would have to pack your bags and leave town immediately. It be a scary thought to have the moderators of this forum breach and clear your house.

Yes bs angel would storm my house in ODST armor with a taser in the shape of a CE magnum. Of course Frank would be personally in charge of the waterboarding process XD joking. But seriously what would 343i do?

> I’d find you >:].

I’m with ya. >:]

Beware 343i’s big brother… Microsoft. They don’t play around.

> > You probably would have to pack your bags and leave town immediately. It be a scary thought to have the moderators of this forum breach and clear your house.
>
> Yes bs angel would storm my house in ODST armor with a taser in the shape of a CE magnum. Of course Frank would be personally in charge of the waterboarding process XD joking. But seriously what would 343i do?

Well if you got a copy legit, you wouldn’t be able to have any legal action taken against you, however they would have the right to remove it from Video Sharing websites and ban you from the forums.

If you managed to gain it illegally, then you would most likely have legal action taken against you, most likely for stealing and you would be forced to hand over the copy.

Standard breach and subdue. you wake up shackled and beaten to an angry Billy Gates who sentences you to Banishment to Antarctica for rest of your days.

And because you had a copy of Halo 4 and spoiled it for us it would of set off a chain of events where Microsoft tanks it… Apple products will have become self aware started WW3 and have set up base at Cheyenne Mountain…
so you should keep it to yourself… but you can pm me about it if you like… >:]

> Let’s say for some reason, I have a copy of Halo 4 right now (don’t discuss time travel.)
> Let’s also say I begin posting up spoilers of the game here on the forums along with cutscenes (including the last one.)
> What would 343i do to me?
> BTW if I did have a magical copy of H4 right now, I would keep it beyond secret and never make a peep about it. I’m wouldn’t spoil it.
> BTW I do propose a thread approval process within a couple of weeks of H4’s release to prevent spoilers.

Private message me EVERYTHING. That’s what you do.

> > Let’s say for some reason, I have a copy of Halo 4 right now (don’t discuss time travel.)
> > Let’s also say I begin posting up spoilers of the game here on the forums along with cutscenes (including the last one.)
> > What would 343i do to me?
> > BTW if I did have a magical copy of H4 right now, I would keep it beyond secret and never make a peep about it. I’m wouldn’t spoil it.
> > BTW I do propose a thread approval process within a couple of weeks of H4’s release to prevent spoilers.
>
> Private message me EVERYTHING. That’s what you do.

haha ^^^this :stuck_out_tongue:

You would be executed via firing squad.

I would IP track you and brake into your house and steal it and tell no one

Remember the steaktacular thing that Bungie had? Where those who beat them would get steak?

That wasnt beef.

Guys, guys, this is the internet. That is not how it works. This is:

First they would cut off your connection to the website and/or internet using dos attacks.
Then they would eliminate all traces of your post. And if they’re not feeling generous, delete your account.
Then lights would go out in various places and a bunch of deaths would be reported. All of them saw it. The last one happens to be you but you’re still alive, in your room, with your windows shut, your doors sealed, hell welded shut, shivering in the cold because of your recent loss of electricity and the sudden absence of your loved ones, pets, etc.
And then the lights come back on… you open the door… and… jk

> Guys, guys, this is the internet. That is not how it works. This is:
>
> First they would cut off your connection to the website and/or internet using dos attacks.
> Then they would eliminate all traces of your post. And if they’re not feeling generous, delete your account.
> Then lights would go out in various places and a bunch of deaths would be reported. All of them saw it. The last one happens to be you but you’re still alive, in your room, with your windows shut, your doors sealed, hell welded shut, shivering in the cold because of your recent loss of electricity and the sudden absence of your loved ones, pets, etc.
> And then the lights come back on… you open the door… and… you roll on the floor… and everyone does the dinosaur

fixed (I COULDNT RESIST!!!)

You dont have a copy of halo 4 because it hasn’t even been copied onto disks yet.

> You dont have a copy of halo 4 because it hasn’t even been copied onto disks yet.

He mentioned time travel. Overall he was bluffing just to likely bring up this conversation to see our reactions.

hang on, i’ll BRB with a chainsaw lancer.
VVVVRRRMMMMMM!!!